FML : Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and...

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Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By scatter00x - / Sunday 8 February 2009 05:39 / United States

Love

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By 2random | 0

#671 - Sunday 8 February 2009 03:50

lets just pray that u have not caught anything

By cactusdesu | 15

#5759029 - Monday 18 November 2013 05:02

Why don't you just give him an up vote rather than announcing that you like his comment?

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By 2random | 0

#671 - Sunday 8 February 2009 03:50

lets just pray that u have not caught anything

By katieatieay | 0

#683 - Sunday 8 February 2009 04:13

i know how you feel. i had a similar experience once, only i was the girl.

By greenman_fml | 0

#684 - Sunday 8 February 2009 04:13

stupid whore. hopefully you got some last night

By daisyree | 2

#700 - Sunday 8 February 2009 04:36

#3 +1

cactusdesu | 15

#5759029 - Monday 18 November 2013 05:02

Why don't you just give him an up vote rather than announcing that you like his comment?

By wowomfglol | 0

#728 - Sunday 8 February 2009 10:29

Morning breath?

By katieatieay | 0

#845 - Monday 9 February 2009 06:24

okay. if the girl doesn't like you, which she clearly doesn't, get over it and move on. you wouldn't make a happy couple anyway. she's probably a bitch, like most girls, so just be glad you got laid (maybe?) and forget the rest.

lolx7 | 5

#2413336 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 01:55

yeah your right. obviously this girl is just someone who likes to fuck you then leave. she is a bitch forget her! ( break out in song here I see you driving round town with the girl I love.......,