Love: Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still... - FML

By scatter00x - 08/02/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 15:50

lets just pray that u have not caught anything

cactusdesu 15

Monday 18 November 2013 17:02

Why don't you just give him an up vote rather than announcing that you like his comment?

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 15:50

lets just pray that u have not caught anything

katieatieay 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:13

i know how you feel. i had a similar experience once, only i was the girl.

greenman_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:13

stupid *****. hopefully you got some last night

daisyree 2

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:36

#3 +1

cactusdesu 15

Monday 18 November 2013 17:02

Why don't you just give him an up vote rather than announcing that you like his comment?

wowomfglol 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 22:29

Morning breath?

katieatieay 0

Monday 9 February 2009 18:24

okay. if the girl doesn't like you, which she clearly doesn't, get over it and move on. you wouldn't make a happy couple anyway. she's probably a bitch, like most girls, so just be glad you got laid (maybe?) and forget the rest.

lolx7 5

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:55

yeah your right. obviously this girl is just someone who likes to **** you then leave. she is a bitch forget her! ( break out in song here I see you driving round town with the girl I love.......,

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:19

hahaha bummer

alotta_fachina 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 8:59

fail

carlos_oac 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 7:08

Well, at least she didn't steel nothing from your room before she went out.

choppedNskrewed 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 18:17

choppedNskrewed!!!!!

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