By scatter00x - 08/02/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML
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2random 0

lets just pray that u have not caught anything

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cactusdesu 15

Why don't you just give him an up vote rather than announcing that you like his comment?

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2random 0

lets just pray that u have not caught anything

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katieatieay 0

i know how you feel. i had a similar experience once, only i was the girl.

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greenman_fml 0

stupid *****. hopefully you got some last night

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cactusdesu 15

Why don't you just give him an up vote rather than announcing that you like his comment?

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katieatieay 0

okay. if the girl doesn't like you, which she clearly doesn't, get over it and move on. you wouldn't make a happy couple anyway. she's probably a bitch, like most girls, so just be glad you got laid (maybe?) and forget the rest.

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lolx7 5

yeah your right. obviously this girl is just someone who likes to **** you then leave. she is a bitch forget her! ( break out in song here I see you driving round town with the girl I love.......,

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carlos_oac 0

Well, at least she didn't steel nothing from your room before she went out.

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choppedNskrewed 0

choppedNskrewed!!!!!

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