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Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML

By girlgirlinsanity - / Sunday 25 July 2010 11:09 / United States
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  FatalWedgie  |  0

however, the fact that the op can't actually cum in her ass due to lack of a penis, I suppose I should give the moderators my permission to delete my first comment without penalty. k. thanks. have a nice day

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  Vanni  |  0

There is a way to report problems. Sometimes we don't notice these things or the comment bug makes these comments disappear temporarily. If you have anything to report, email [email protected] You can PM me too if you can't email for any reason, but emailing would be much quicker and more efficient. Hope that helps.

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52: I hope by "government" you mean the FML owners, staff, and mods who come from a variety of different countries. And FYI: you don't have a right to free speech on a privately-owned website; you have a right to follow the rules or GTFO. :] I realize you're probably joking, but many people use jokes like that to convey real opinions. They need to seriously reassess their logic. IMO, the mods shouldn't have to waste their time by defending themselves against such commenters' ranting and illogical "points," so I try to do it for them. If you don't actually have a problem with the modding, please don't take any of this personally, and we'll just consider it a reminder for anyone who does.

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  HeroOfMi  |  0

Irish and that organized chaos guy are extremely persuasive...Irish more than the guy though because her comments are nicer so you don't get defensive and the information gets absorbed better ._.

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  Intoxicunt  |  5

What TIJD said. You're not entitled free speech on a private website. If they wanted to ban you for being comment #52, they could. Luckily, they are very lenient and only expect people to be respectful. You wouldn't post nude pics on FB and bitch about getting banned or censored, would you? Would you walk into someone's house, call them a cunt, and bitch about 'free speech' when they kicked you out? I hope not.

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61: Thank you. :] 68: They're very reasonable people. If you didn't say anything to warrant a "mean" response (and you used common sense before asking questions), you probably misinterpreted humor as meanness. Keep in mind these people work for and/or conceptualized and created this site— they're bound to have a dark or dry streak in their collective sense of humor. Don't take it personally. 72: Kindly kiss my ass, thanks. :]

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  HeroOfMi  |  0

'cause your comment was extremely clever, right? if you want a witty comment from me, try putting some thought into what you say so there won't be any ways to turn your comments on you that are easy to think of..I wish trolls would have more wit...that'd be cool.

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