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the good ol' fork in the eye always does the trick
I've done the same thing
lol I did that once it sucks
to everybody being a douche to OP, it's completly normal. it's called a false awakening, and usually people experience 1 or 2 in their lives. quite commonly people dream they went to the bathroom, and end up releasing their bladder in reality. op, don't worry. there is no way this will be a regular thing. to everyone else, u have a good chance of it happening to you (all tho not all false awakenings make you wet your bee, the one I have experienced didn't)
lol I had done that before
ive done this before, but ive never actually peed myself. i thought i woke up and i went to take a shpwer, only to realise that i was sleeping 15 minutes later. happened like 4-5 times
cucuto - can you please put some more returns in your comment? haha OP I've had dreams like that before when I was little. even once did during freshman year o.0
That's happened to me before when I was around 10. It was humiliating! I had a very realistic dream and I am so glad it was only #1.
I do it too
What a bummer! Happened to me once in high school. I was so sure that I had gotten up and gone to the bathroom before I peed. *sigh* Now I make a point to poke/slap/pinch myself before I pee in the middle of the night because I'm so paranoid! FYL
This is all kinda weird for me since I've never wet my bed and don't know anyone who admits to having ever wet their bed.
YDI, what are you? 5? I literally haven't wetter the bed since I was 4
Why does OP deserve it? Those "I'm getting out of my bed, taking the exact path to my bathroom with every item in it's place before I went to sleep, and peeing in the toilet" dreams are very realistic. Especially since all three times it happened to me I was dreaming in first person while I usually dream in third person.
haa that happend to me when I was like 5 I think I had a dream I had to pee I swear I was on the toilet but I peed in bed.
Haha, maybe you should wear a paper bag over your face, because your picture is really creeping me out..
@120 I wasn't aiming that at you it was for #1 to clarify.
been there done that :) haven't for a while now, last time maybe when I was 12? or so?
wait what are you talking about my picture?/:
wait that was to number 1
haha isn't it soo funny when you think about it cause it's like u think ur on the toilet at the time (x haha.
One time I was dreaming I really had to pee, but I knew I was dreaming, so I went ahead and peed, since it was only a dream anyways. I woke up and I had wet the bed. I was like 12 when this happened. Be glad you sleep alone! I'm always paranoid that I'm going to have that dream again, except now I'm married and it would be far more embarrassing than it was back then, when I was able to hide the evidence.
@114 was that a year ago
this always happens to me, except I wake up before I start peeing
@116, thats the same thing that happened to me when i was 13! And i didnt realize it until I woke up while i was peeing myself :( I had no idea, since my dream shifted from third person to first person...ugh.
Sometimes I spit on my pillow but I never wet the bed ever.
ha u made my day
When I was younger I used to have a dream that the Snuggle Bear from the laundry commercials was trying to kill me... don't feel too bad.
I've done that before lol
I did this when I was younger... So embarassing.
ha me too! lol.
@ straka, no, thats a nightmare my friend.
lol that sucks. :p I think you need potty training.
My neighbors have this big body builder with lazy eye taser their 4-year old child when he wets himself. I saw it happen once and couldn't help but laugh. I'm going to hell.
today I fell down the stairs and faceplanted into a full litter box then had a mouth full of sandy cat turds then puked everywhere. FML
that happened to a friend on mine during a sleepover! although I was five at the time and she was four.
ohh laaame. sucks. FYL.
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lol that happened to me before
to everybody being a douche to OP, it's completly normal. it's called a false awakening, and usually people experience 1 or 2 in their lives. quite commonly people dream they went to the bathroom, and end up releasing their bladder in reality. op, don't worry. there is no way this will be a regular thing. to everyone else, u have a good chance of it happening to you (all tho not all false awakenings make you wet your bee, the one I have experienced didn't)