By watersport - 10/03/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
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lol that happened to me before

to everybody being a douche to OP, it's completly normal. it's called a false awakening, and usually people experience 1 or 2 in their lives. quite commonly people dream they went to the bathroom, and end up releasing their bladder in reality. op, don't worry. there is no way this will be a regular thing. to everyone else, u have a good chance of it happening to you (all tho not all false awakenings make you wet your bee, the one I have experienced didn't)

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hahahha maybe u should start wearing diapers

Ha I think there's a sale on depends

the good ol' fork in the eye always does the trick

I've done the same thing

lol I did that once it sucks

Yeah, there are some things you just shouldn't post on here...

to everybody being a douche to OP, it's completly normal. it's called a false awakening, and usually people experience 1 or 2 in their lives. quite commonly people dream they went to the bathroom, and end up releasing their bladder in reality. op, don't worry. there is no way this will be a regular thing. to everyone else, u have a good chance of it happening to you (all tho not all false awakenings make you wet your bee, the one I have experienced didn't)

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lol I had done that before

ive done this before, but ive never actually peed myself. i thought i woke up and i went to take a shpwer, only to realise that i was sleeping 15 minutes later. happened like 4-5 times

hahaha I've done this before... one of those mega-giant cokes after a really really exhausting day... had a dream about peeing that I actually thought was real untill I woke up... fortunitly enough I woke up promptly and stopped myself.

i have seen this fml before

your giant space is really f***ing annoying

cucuto - can you please put some more returns in your comment? haha OP I've had dreams like that before when I was little. even once did during freshman year o.0

That's happened to me before when I was around 10. It was humiliating! I had a very realistic dream and I am so glad it was only #1.

that has happened to me soooo many times as a child I don't think I stopped until like I was 14.... it's pretty embarrasing. my mom even took me to the doctors for a checkup haha

I like the promptly stopped part, that cracked me up! :)

I do it too

What a bummer! Happened to me once in high school. I was so sure that I had gotten up and gone to the bathroom before I peed. *sigh* Now I make a point to poke/slap/pinch myself before I pee in the middle of the night because I'm so paranoid! FYL

Once or twice in a lifetime is not common. :p Unless you live under 15 days. And then I don't think you'll be too worried about pissing yourself.

I do that but I dream I'm doing homework

Ha! This happened to ne when I was like 8

This is all kinda weird for me since I've never wet my bed and don't know anyone who admits to having ever wet their bed.

YDI, what are you? 5? I literally haven't wetter the bed since I was 4

Why does OP deserve it? Those "I'm getting out of my bed, taking the exact path to my bathroom with every item in it's place before I went to sleep, and peeing in the toilet" dreams are very realistic. Especially since all three times it happened to me I was dreaming in first person while I usually dream in third person.

haa that happend to me when I was like 5 I think I had a dream I had to pee I swear I was on the toilet but I peed in bed.

Haha, maybe you should wear a paper bag over your face, because your picture is really creeping me out..

@120 I wasn't aiming that at you it was for #1 to clarify.

been there done that :) haven't for a while now, last time maybe when I was 12? or so?

wait what are you talking about my picture?/:

wait that was to number 1

I did that once too. I wa 10 xD

haha isn't it soo funny when you think about it cause it's like u think ur on the toilet at the time (x haha.

One time I was dreaming I really had to pee, but I knew I was dreaming, so I went ahead and peed, since it was only a dream anyways. I woke up and I had wet the bed. I was like 12 when this happened. Be glad you sleep alone! I'm always paranoid that I'm going to have that dream again, except now I'm married and it would be far more embarrassing than it was back then, when I was able to hide the evidence.

@114 was that a year ago

lol that's really funny

this always happens to me, except I wake up before I start peeing

@116, thats the same thing that happened to me when i was 13! And i didnt realize it until I woke up while i was peeing myself :( I had no idea, since my dream shifted from third person to first person...ugh.

hey vansbabe66 maybe u should wear a bra

yeah i did that too, it sucks

Sometimes I spit on my pillow but I never wet the bed ever.

@the fat fuck named Charliepoops. are you that stupid. He said he was having a dream. Only 5 year olds have realistic dreams now and it's not like he was awake and didn't feel like getting up to go pee.

ha u made my day

When I was younger I used to have a dream that the Snuggle Bear from the laundry commercials was trying to kill me... don't feel too bad.

I had one about suicide than woke up...even my dreams hate me

I've done that before lol

I did this when I was younger... So embarassing.

ha. I dreamed I peed out of an airplane once when I was little. woke up wet ha. I also slept walk and peed in my shoes once

ha me too! lol.

@ straka, no, thats a nightmare my friend.

FAIL!!! haha once I was in bed with my ex and he peed all over the bed. it was so gross! fyl for having to bathe in your pee but fml for having to bathe in someone ELSES pee.

Or was it a dream within a dream? Ether way you still peed yourself.

aww man that sucks - fyl

the good ol' fork in the eye always does the trick

haha 3rd yay fyl

lol that sucks. :p I think you need potty training.

My neighbors have this big body builder with lazy eye taser their 4-year old child when he wets himself. I saw it happen once and couldn't help but laugh. I'm going to hell.

today I fell down the stairs and faceplanted into a full litter box then had a mouth full of sandy cat turds then puked everywhere. FML

Lol it's time to buy those pull-ups....I'm a big kid now! :)

that happened to a friend on mine during a sleepover! although I was five at the time and she was four.

lol that happened to me before

ohh laaame. sucks. FYL.

I've done that. don't worry man. or manette. or lady gaga.

lol this made me crack up