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About Swimchic007

Hola, I'm Chelsea. I'm a pretty random girl from WI. I just say whatever I'm thinking at the time. The personal attacks on fml can get pretty pathetic. I can be a grammar nazi at times, btt nly tow teh ppls tht typ lik diz. Because honestly, if I didn't know what what I had been thinking just then, it would take me a few minutes to figure it out lol :) If you want to know more/something specific, send me a message :) I don't bite, promise!

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Swimchic007's favorite FMLs

By wait..what - 22/09/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 669

You deserved it 3 430

By anonymous - 16/03/2011 02:05

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 119

You deserved it 6 129

By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 968

You deserved it 3 836

Family matters

By smbcolorado - 04/02/2011 22:43 - United States

Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 222

You deserved it 4 204

Admission time

By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

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