By watersport - 10/03/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
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Ross2Smoove 0

lol that happened to me before

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baseballboy6595 0

to everybody being a douche to OP, it's completly normal. it's called a false awakening, and usually people experience 1 or 2 in their lives. quite commonly people dream they went to the bathroom, and end up releasing their bladder in reality. op, don't worry. there is no way this will be a regular thing. to everyone else, u have a good chance of it happening to you (all tho not all false awakenings make you wet your bee, the one I have experienced didn't)

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birds_fml 7

I will though! Some kinky people like to get peed on/pee on other people as part of sex play. This is called "watersports."

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melizza 0

oh that sucks. happned to me once. it was GROSS

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FAOOLT 0

hahah! dude I soo remember this when I was way to lazy to get up ! lol I guess it still happens except I don't dream about peeing I just dream about getting ready for school but then get mad cuz I actually didn't do it :P

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sdianey11 5

i did that too when i was ten.

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sexyblonde78 0

and how old are you? if you still piss in your pants then get your ass in a diaper and stop complaining cuz this is your own damn fault!

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42billybob 5

"still" is a relative term there. a child wets the bed because his brain isn't trained to subconsciously hold in piss whilst it is socially unacceptible to release it. OP has a dream which tricked his mind into believing it was socially acceptible. it's a very different circumstance. this sort of thing happens to people once or twice, regardless of maturity... read the comments.

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KGirl123 3

I had an experience kind of like that poor you better luck next time

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Duran40 0

LMFAO! That used to happen to me all tha time, but I never actually pissed myself. haha. FYL!!!

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mirkayscar 0

I did that before whbi was drunk! pissed all over myself and my boyfriend!!! whoops!

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Philla 0

that happened to me once, while I was spending the night with my boyfriend. I was totally embaressed. But he was really sweet. He spilled coke over the sheets, so if he walked into his mom on the way to the washing machine he had an excuse, and we changed the sheets.

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