Health: Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed,...

By watersport - 10/03/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By Waterfalls - 07/10/2014 11:33 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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You sleep in your pants?

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 18:30 - United States - Randolph

Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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Number one or number two?

By Anonymous - 25/09/2023 13:00 - Australia

Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 16:58 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix

By Courtney - 30/10/2022 14:00

Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML

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Ross2Smoove 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:30

lol that happened to me before

baseballboy6595 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 0:14

to everybody being a douche to OP, it's completly normal. it's called a false awakening, and usually people experience 1 or 2 in their lives. quite commonly people dream they went to the bathroom, and end up releasing their bladder in reality. op, don't worry. there is no way this will be a regular thing. to everyone else, u have a good chance of it happening to you (all tho not all false awakenings make you wet your bee, the one I have experienced didn't)

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0323sk 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:27

this happens to me all the time lol

Aj4710 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:34

that happened to me when I was younger. In my dream I was at a stall comfortably pissing...or so I thought...

rowanator 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:35

That sucks.

knarkle 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:35

lmao, I think everyones done that

ssch 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:36

that happened to me when I was like 9 I was dreaming that I was on the toilet and thought I was dreaming about realizing I was in bed, sorry a bit complex but tell me if u get "only the smartest of people can see what I mean" quoted some random book o yeah and have fun fixing my graymmer ha ha jk

unknown_2313 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:37

happens to me, too.

ThatsMyHerpesBoy 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:38

that happened to me...............

nerdface89 2

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:39

That has never happened to me, simply because for some reason in my dream I can never find a toilet that works or that is private enough.. theres always something stopping me going until I wake up

Mikeymikey 4

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:50

New Bed sheets $10 New Matress $200 Warm feeling you get when you pee in bed for the few seconds it lasts..... PRICELESS For the rest, there is always MASTERCARD :)

Efilyn 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 21:17

ROFLMAO win :D I love those commercials.

omegakillswitch 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:06

that kept happening for me when I was 8-12 pissed off my parents haha it woke me up tho, the trick it to pinch your self or tap something lightly so thatyou know it's real(dream can't trick feelings on that big of a way)