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It's a shame grocery stores don't sell things that don't need to be heated prior to consumption. Things like fruit, vegetables, and Twinkies. Shame.

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... You realize that the problem is that the OP is unable/unwilling to consume the pizzas in the state they are purchased, which is frozen, right? I'm sure that the power going out didbt cause OP's brother's car to implode during the trip or anything.

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I would understand people simply not liking a joke, but... Really? I didn't think there could be any doubt that I was joking.

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I've made bagel bites, hot pockets, and pretzel sticks over a fire. I see no reason why you couldn't make a frozen pizza that way as well.

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I've eaten frozen pizza cooked on the stove. Tasted completely fine. Don't see what the problem is here.

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108 and 111, we're referring to the second half of my first comment, regarding the freezer and whatnot.

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1. That would require Chuck Norris' fart. 2. Methane filled pizza would not be enjoyable. Not a great idea huh?

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Heat the pizza with candles. It doesn't need to be hot, just thawed completely... Cold pizza is still pretty good

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This is a stupid one. Not even funny. Sucks your hungry but grow up and do something about it. Eat a granola bar or something that doesn't require cooking. Or next time go out and get the food yourself.

He probably took advantage of the situation and ate it. Its ok OP in some countries they wait for power daily ,and sometimes they dont get it all!

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Unless you use a lid. It's just like an oven still on top of a gas stove. Just keep the temperature low.

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I don't think you should have done that. Yes, it was wrong to send your brother to buy frozen pizza, but really it was about the POWER GOING OUT!!

It's a shame grocery stores don't sell things that don't need to be heated prior to consumption. Things like fruit, vegetables, and Twinkies. Shame.

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I can't tell if OP is complaining since his power went out and his brother still isn't back from shopping, or he came back and can't cook the pizza. :/

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55- I couldnt help but notice your list and not only did you break at least 3 of your points in 1 comment, but mine is better (intent to brag? yes and also, i dont find your list important fyi)

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I never said I followed the rules(I said the list is important, not that it shouldn't be followed[in other terms, I don't think it's stupid, but I break them sometimes]) you should keep comments to yourself. I don't like your list. Welcome to the world of harsh criticisms(my world)

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N9ne_ZxxZ - Do me a favour and never ever EVER comment on one of my comments ever again. I will NOT tolerate someone who A) thinks women have no rights and B) thinks Hitler "deserves credit", even as a joke. If your profile info is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny. Not even a little bit. And if it is NOT meant as a joke, you can go the fuck to Hell.

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Reminds me of Zombieland when the giro grocery store. Right when e is about to hit the zombie with his banjo, there is a box of twinkles on the shelf to the right of te screen. Zombie killing, so fun you forgot why you there to begin with.

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