Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
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Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML
Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
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jefeesdios 0
At least she didn't break her hip.
Malinkrot 3
Kurokava lighten up jesus christ, it sure doesn't take much to get you angry, you should probably stay away from FML before you break down and shoot up your high school or something
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Comments (119)
truth215 0
go granny!
chilla124 0
this is more like a MLIA haha, that grandma is epic.
dangletsbang21 0
your grandmas awesome, my grandma can't even walk anymore. you should if got up there and started dancing with her
KatieGoesRawrr 0
This.
fridayschild713 0
That's an awesome grandma! I wish mine was so cool like that.
PattisonDaStud 0
I can't belive u liked it
kissicysun 0
That is not an FML, that is totally amazing.
Jade94_fml 0
And you just stood there and watched?!? Dammit, that's when you get out the camera and post it online!
Jade94_fml 0
Party grandma, haha! I wish this happened to me, but I don't think my grandma has ever gotten drunk. The closest she's been is like, 4 cups of black coffee. :I
ASH9392 0
good for her! she can still walk n party instead of plenty other grandparents who are too old to even walk or eat without help...