Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single...

By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By thanks gramps - 19/04/2013 07:27 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML

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By JT. - 26/09/2015 13:08 - Luxembourg

Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

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By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By nyebust - 01/01/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML

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Monday 4 January 2010 2:01

At least she didn't break her hip.

Malinkrot 3

Monday 4 January 2010 4:34

Kurokava lighten up jesus christ, it sure doesn't take much to get you angry, you should probably stay away from FML before you break down and shoot up your high school or something

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pevin3 0

Monday 4 January 2010 3:38

that's what I'm talkin bout

ohaider123 0

Monday 4 January 2010 3:38

i would love it if my grandma did that :3

emygirl13 0

Monday 4 January 2010 3:38

haha awesome Gramma!!!! hah! wish mine was that cool :) go granny!!! hahaha

bringthesmokes 0

Monday 4 January 2010 3:42

I can imagine your embarrasment, especially if you're a teenager, but that's admirable!

blackaut 0

Monday 4 January 2010 3:43

YLIH (your life is hilarious!) your grandma is amazing, YouTube it and link us to it!

citrusjuice 0

Monday 4 January 2010 3:48

GO GRANNY! WOOT!

honeybeezy 0

Monday 4 January 2010 3:56

haha ******* hilarious:)

bezach 0

Monday 4 January 2010 4:01

XD did you get a boner? btw im joking -.-

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 4 January 2010 4:12

lmao!!! wow... u must be scarred for life

keki60 0

Monday 4 January 2010 4:25

sounds like you granma knows how to party!

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Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML

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That little tiger has some serious attitude. Relatable.

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Today, I know it’s pathetic to cry after sex, so you can imagine how pathetic I feel when I cry after masturbating, because cleaning my vibrator afterwards just reminds me how long it’s been since I had a man, and how lonely I am. FML

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Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML

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Same thing different taste

You tried

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