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By brokeandsad - 03/01/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML

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By stuck - 23/03/2015 15:51 - United States - Bridgeview

Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML

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By Scat - 15/12/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I looked sad. I told him that I found out a co-worker died over the weekend and I failed my final exam. He then informed me that my toilet was clogged again, that he had a lot of work to do, and left. I have to find a plunger. FML

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By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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Left hanging out to dry

By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 18:47

Today, I clogged the toilet at my boyfriend's house. I couldn't fix it and was too ashamed to say anything. I can't handle confrontation, so I had to just sit there as my boyfriend's brother ended up getting blamed, then grounded for "lying" about it not being his fault. FML

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Goddammit

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By driver26 - 14/12/2010 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

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Major red flag

By Karissa - 24/08/2021 10:01

Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML

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LetsGoSox 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:14

Who would have thought one giant crap could end up costing around $1,000?

turdburgers 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:18

The car hit you, or you pulled out in front of someone illegally?

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tomc666 0

Monday 4 January 2010 1:55

first again!

Starchild21 3

Monday 4 January 2010 6:24

Wait, if a car hit you then it's most likely not your fault.....so while it's inconvenient, their insurance will cover it all. Not a true FML ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

ihateallpeople 0

Monday 4 January 2010 6:31

She pulled out into traffic. Traffic would have the right of way. Therefore it is her fault and she has to pay.

Starchild21 3

Monday 4 January 2010 6:52

Oooo good call. ________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

newsgit 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:17

no necessarily. It may have been a driveway out onto a main road. Across the road is a minor road with a stop sign. OP tries to turn out into traffic and another car runs the stop sign and hits her.

VraelVhalen 0

Monday 4 January 2010 21:45

It is doubly her fault because she drove while mad (at her boyfriend) and most likely recklessly went into traffic with no clue in the world.

Sinisin2010 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 3:09

Who cares if she has insurance how the hell does she have a license!

astarwarsfan 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 5:22

it would seem that she's (puts on sunglasses) in a sticky situation.

allen20 0

Monday 4 January 2010 1:55

first...nd you had to try nd prove him wrong..wow

Kingdutch 3

Monday 4 January 2010 17:31

Gonna prove you wrong, you're second.

chaos753159 4

Sunday 31 January 2010 18:26

well then i must be first

randomaccountnam 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:08

YDI for not being insured.

causeimfly 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:09

that's messed up. plungers can't be THAT expensive.

StingMunFizzy 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:09

Yeah this sounds ******* redneck as hell.

FrenchFry321 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:11

Lol agree with #4

redshortsx 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:11

who clogged the toilet?

LetsGoSox 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:14

Who would have thought one giant crap could end up costing around $1,000?

Honda288 2

Friday 24 February 2012 5:24

Plus the cost of the plunger!

FarSide 22

Monday 4 January 2010 2:14

The plunger, the plunger!! Why can't people finish their story?? Did you get the plunger? The guy clogged the toilet. No self-respecting man would try an unclog a woman's dukie-clog.