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Well, be more careful? Sorry though.

sorry it must of hurt but really I'm sorry I chose YDI becuase you have a great imagination but cooking .... you nee to be more careful lol

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Well, be more careful? Sorry though.

Amen. BE MORE FREAKING CAREFUL. That sounds painful as hell lol. FYL and YDI for getting ahead of yourself and sucking at it.

Seriously? There's a reason why chefs train for years and don't just jump straight in with the KNIFE WORK.

How are you telling us this?

70- one handed typing. duh.

At least they weren't cutting lemons to make lemonade or something...

Today, master was acting crazy while making food, master cut the tomatoes quickly, and cut me. FML.

sorry it must of hurt but really I'm sorry I chose YDI becuase you have a great imagination but cooking .... you nee to be more careful lol

LMFAOOOO....my 10 year old brother does that n has spilled stuff but neva cut himself:P

I don't understand, why a ydi for trying to cook. Even if you're good at it, you'll end up slicing your fingers every once in a while.

Because it was careless. She did something stupid and suffered the consequences.

sorry but maybe u should try to cut slower and gradually become faster

Why have you used to many commas? This could easily have been phrased like this: "Today, I was making myself lunch. I love cooking, and I often pretend I'm on the Food Network. I started to slice some tomatoes rapidly, which was a big mistake; I sliced my thumb open. FML."

this could easily have been phrased as "today, i cut my finger. FML"

That's how we talk here in New York. Ha ha just kidding! Possibly because of how s/he was raised. I had a teacher who taught us like that.

hahahahahahahaha

I fucking moderated this

i fucking love you

I bet you're the most badass kid in the 5th grade

I fucking don't love you

I'm in the 7th grade

could have fooled me

OP, I too am a comma addict, but the one after 'often' shouldn't be there. AND FYL. Hate cutting myself while cooking.

It works when you're 6 years old and don't use very complex sentences. :) Otherwise, you're right, doesn't often work.

Next time, hold your fingers verticaly with your nails on the food ;)

you shouldn't try to do fancy stuff like that unless you know how. YDI.

Don't show off. Mostly not a) with a knife, b) all by yourself. YDI. If you can't do it, don't do it! If you don't know whether you can do it, most probably you can't!