Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML
Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
jefeesdios 0
At least she didn't break her hip.
Malinkrot 3
Kurokava lighten up jesus christ, it sure doesn't take much to get you angry, you should probably stay away from FML before you break down and shoot up your high school or something
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (119)
benj33 0
you guys all suck cocks
luckyducky123 0
That's freakin' awesome! Why are you complaining? I would love it if my grandma did that.. wait.. I take it back. She's already crazy in the head, she'd just do something to make it awkward. Damn. Well.. would you rather she was bed-ridden? No? I didn't think so. Enjoy that type of entertainment while it lasts.
ScaryyMary 14
I just feel bad for your grandpa. I imagine his feelings were hurt.
benj33 0
Ok all of you guys suck you are a bunch of emos who hate your life so why don't you do the world a big favor and kill yourselves **** your grandma I hope she dies
tAlk_NERdy_tO_ME 0
my g-ma is no longer with us, R.I.P, but i defintely laughed at this one because that totally sounds like her...only she would be sober. ha lighten up a little, lifes too short. be more like your grandma, greyoncé (; ha
fireandice27 0
Sounds awesome to me!
taylornicolette 0
I bet that was priceless. (:
kozmikstarz 0
Your grandma is COOL!!
weddingbelle 0
I wish my grandma would do that. You should cherish your gma's free spirit. ;)
beanstalk0311 0
For the first time I have to admit I'm lost .. ?? ... "single ladies dance"?? Please don't tell me its something a blacky (a ******) started.
weddingbelle 0
Wow some people can be asses. For your info, it's a dance that Beyonce, a very popular pop artist (since you seem to live in a hole somewhere) and her backup singers did in a music video. It won awards at the VMAs, and was the cause of the whole Kanye West incident. And stop being a prick.
Lotty1112 0
You are a rasist ass hole with no life and a ******* ugly-ass face. And no, before you say it I'm not a "Blacky" but you are, your ****** up, twisted, rasist soul is. Its people like you that are the reason terrorists are trying to blow us up. Oh and there's such a thing as grammar. Use it.