Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single...

By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By thanks gramps - 19/04/2013 07:27 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML

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By JT. - 26/09/2015 13:08 - Luxembourg

Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

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By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By nyebust - 01/01/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML

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Monday 4 January 2010 2:01

At least she didn't break her hip.

Malinkrot 3

Monday 4 January 2010 4:34

Kurokava lighten up jesus christ, it sure doesn't take much to get you angry, you should probably stay away from FML before you break down and shoot up your high school or something

Comments

CanadianMuse 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:54

Damn! That's not a fail, that's an epic win!

blazingman311 1

Monday 4 January 2010 14:34

Nursing a semi right now...

blazingman311 1

Tuesday 5 January 2010 16:20

Haha. Tell her I was only joking :P

sharikamesba 0

Monday 4 January 2010 14:56

Funky grandmother =]

catcher09_fml 0

Monday 4 January 2010 15:27

tragic simply tragic. if I were u..... wow idk what I'd do. good luck.

Jaded4good 0

Monday 4 January 2010 16:07

She sounds like fun. You should have recorded it for YouTube.

LOLYLIF 0

Monday 4 January 2010 17:06

Post it on YouTube... NOW.

Namenlos_fml 20

Monday 4 January 2010 18:25

Why is this an FML?? I'd be laughing my ass off!

Apsey 0

Monday 4 January 2010 19:39

I would probably dance with my grandma if I was u!! she sounds cool!!

ashleynonymous 0

Monday 4 January 2010 19:58

It could be worse. I'm sure your grandma dances way better than I do.

wh4t3v3R 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:03

How many times do we have to explain this? FML stands for **** My Life: use it when something bad happens to you. you want LML: Which stands for Love My Life: used when something this awesome happens to you.