By SaraSkyWolf - 17/10/2018 22:00

Today, we didn't have much to do at work, so I struck up a conversation with a coworker I have a crush on - a girl with one arm. I wanted to tell her I thought she was pretty, but I ended up saying I thought she looked like a pirate queen. FML
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Razell 13
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On the one hand, if she's a fan of swashbuckling adventure novels, that's a pretty awesome compliment. On the other hand... oh. Nevermind!

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jbuckets_404 38
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Aargh! I hate when that happens....

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jbuckets_404 38
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Aargh! I hate when that happens....

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RichardPencil 30
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At least you didn’t say she was a slot machine, y’know, a one-armed bandit.

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Razell 13
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On the one hand, if she's a fan of swashbuckling adventure novels, that's a pretty awesome compliment. On the other hand... oh. Nevermind!

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Phillycheeze 20
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I want to say this is a tacky tasteless comment. But I laughed at it. I like too much....lol

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Catsht 11

A+ compliment, honestly.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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just one thing. how the fuck dod you manage that

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CA_nat 9

it's all a lie

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LadyRen 20

Don’t work, drink , and flirt, kids

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Glowworm56 26
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I hope she didn't make you walk the plank for that comment.

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Phillycheeze 20
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Dude.... You can recover from this... Take her to that new Pirate movie rated....... aarrrrrrrr

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raven_of_azarath 34
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Honestly, if she doesn’t take that as a compliment, she’s not worth your time. Who wouldn’t want to essentially be called a badass royal?

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IAmClay 24

I’ll hand it to you, that sucks. Would love to have a follow up

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