By SaraSkyWolf - 17/10/2018 22:00

Today, we didn't have much to do at work, so I struck up a conversation with a coworker I have a crush on - a girl with one arm. I wanted to tell her I thought she was pretty, but I ended up saying I thought she looked like a pirate queen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 770
You deserved it 1 256

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On the one hand, if she's a fan of swashbuckling adventure novels, that's a pretty awesome compliment. On the other hand... oh. Nevermind!

Aargh! I hate when that happens....

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Aargh! I hate when that happens....

At least you didn’t say she was a slot machine, y’know, a one-armed bandit.

On the one hand, if she's a fan of swashbuckling adventure novels, that's a pretty awesome compliment. On the other hand... oh. Nevermind!

I want to say this is a tacky tasteless comment. But I laughed at it. I like too much....lol

A+ compliment, honestly.

just one thing. how the fuck dod you manage that

it's all a lie

Don’t work, drink , and flirt, kids

I hope she didn't make you walk the plank for that comment.

Dude.... You can recover from this... Take her to that new Pirate movie rated....... aarrrrrrrr

Honestly, if she doesn’t take that as a compliment, she’s not worth your time. Who wouldn’t want to essentially be called a badass royal?

I’ll hand it to you, that sucks. Would love to have a follow up