How can she delete his comment that he posted on his wall?

You can report this stuff and get it delete.. Or next time op is at his house, op can get on his computer and try to access the account..

Or just stop dancing.... Older folks tend to be more honest, so he's probably right on the money.

#49- Who are you kidding? Old folk are the worst, because they're retired and, therefore, have plenty of time to plan out their shenanigans! They've lived, so they know every trick in the book, those sneaky bastards.

¡Łøł ñøw î kïńdä wåñt tø šēę thįś vīdēø!

And some old folks are off and are plan out rude

Yeah, I wonder what family member will be next...

I'm already afraid thinking about it.

Well at least he didn't say a straight baboon. Those animals have no sense of rhythm at all.

Honesty is not always the best policy. Especially with women. "Do I look fat?" "Of course not."

Idk, I would like to know if I look fat in something to avoid going out in public like that. That being said, there are nice ways to say it. A comment like "Your rolls are showing" would put you six feet under

I'm sure a lot of men want to marry you.

"Do these pants make me look fat?" "No, your ass makes those pants look fat."

But is it worth wasting some perfectly good grapes? I thought that this was what the whole FML was about.

If you saw a gay baboon doing the Harlem shake on facebook, tell me you wouldn't be willing to throw a few grapes.

I don't believe in the cruelty of plant life. Therefore, I have chosen to be a "photosynthetarian."

That's a perfectly vine choice, I commend you for your efforts. You'll get no sour feelings from me.

Only if she twerked, I bet. :)

What does calling your own mother a cunt have ANYTHING to do with this FML?

It's a reference to another FML.

Thank you, 41.