By squishy - 11/02/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML
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MadaZer0 8

Hey at least your liked.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

That's why I like you around, too :) *Steals chicken wing from underneath OP's fat rolls.*

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MadaZer0 8

Hey at least your liked.

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Joey3000215 0

I don't see wats ring with chicken and being squishy

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beastlydevon 0

I'm black. watermelon taste like water. so I don't get how its that great. I hate frgrape soda. KFC taste like shit except for mashpotatoes, grilled chicken and popcorn chicken, I can swim fine, and I would suggest you not say that word unless your black. if you not I'll show you moi tai

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WHSKitty 7

Wtf? You have problems!

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Laurendorcus 0

Im really sorry for this, but its kinda funny. I read this FML to my brother and he instantly said, "are they black?"

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janiekaykes 0

that's hilarious!

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zwilli3 0

Eh, we probally will still eat things like chicken and beef in the future anyway. Also, why does the smell of fried chicken make you nauseated?

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

That's why I like you around, too :) *Steals chicken wing from underneath OP's fat rolls.*

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crackiebob 0

hey see if you can find me a leg on there.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Kriptonite, what the hell do you think you're doing with my chicken?! D:

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Ashle1gh 14

She must be one of the pedos that were successfully moved to Uranus.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

I'm not a pedo, I'm 13 :P

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MadaZer0 8

She looks so cute~ I could just hug her and squish her until she dies. And even after that I'll still continue to hug her motionless body XP

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SomeonesGoneDie 0

Awesome that means ur in my league..... so.... what's ur number? ;)

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Ajjas013 6

@ #29 that's really creepy O____O

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deathcab7 0

@85. i agree with you thinking 29's post was disturbing. I would also be scared to be mermaid for the fact that she might get squeeezed to death. :/

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MadaZer0 8

My hugs aren't deadly... They're filled with love... oh... I guess they are deadly~

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MaRs3 0

if hour not loud and annoying beastly, then your my favorite black person ever. ;)

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MadaZer0 8

LOL, people really love replying to anything Snicker post huh... Oh I'm posting too XD

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