By FML Videos - United States - New York Trick Or Treat Struggles That little tiger has some serious attitude. Relatable. 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Brett Today, Club Penguin finally shut down. I then got a call from one of my employees, who said that he needed to take a day off from work to, "emotionally deal with the issue." FML I agree, your life sucks 5007 You deserved it 399 27 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - Sweden - Uppsala Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML I agree, your life sucks 61269 You deserved it 6595 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Roanoke Today, I woke up with a swollen lump on my throat. It's extremely painful. My dad named it Gretchen and now talks about it as if it's a person. FML I agree, your life sucks 30873 You deserved it 2623 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML I agree, your life sucks 33614 You deserved it 2316 115 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/7/2020 05:01 Helping hand Today, my granny has been constipated for the past two days. She is too weak to get out of bed, so I ended up trying to dig the poop out of her butthole with a spoon. Yay me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1633 You deserved it 260 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Hellosinglelife - Trinidad and Tobago - Diego Martin Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML I agree, your life sucks 51973 You deserved it 3636 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - United States Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still availiable. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML I agree, your life sucks 43537 You deserved it 4772 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By superstar - United States Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man comes in and ask if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML I agree, your life sucks 21150 You deserved it 90900 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United Kingdom Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML I agree, your life sucks 38896 You deserved it 3874 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sanoria51 - United Kingdom - London Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot girl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement. The look on his face after I proved that "her" pictures were fake broke my heart. FML I agree, your life sucks 46506 You deserved it 8743 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JustSom - United States - Falls Church Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML I agree, your life sucks 29344 You deserved it 3028 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML I agree, your life sucks 34603 You deserved it 3405 191 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - San Diego Happy Halloween? Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML I agree, your life sucks 2144 You deserved it 190 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By EmbarrassedDaughter - Canada Today, I was on my bed on top of my boyfriend when I lost my balance and fell. My father walked in the door to see what the noise was. I don't know what is more embarrassing, my father walking in, or him walking in saying "Thats an expensive bed." FML I agree, your life sucks 28540 You deserved it 10526 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Lethbridge Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML I agree, your life sucks 26085 You deserved it 36708 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anon - United States - Modesto Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML I agree, your life sucks 25988 You deserved it 1679 81 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By whatproject - United States Today, I was offered to attend a Buddhist ceremony by one of my regular customers. Not wanting to offend the couple, I made an excuse about have a project for oceanography. Surprise, the husband is an oceanographer and wants to help me with my imaginary project. Karma much? FML I agree, your life sucks 11410 You deserved it 50924 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco Today, I learned companies can legally lie to fire an employee, and unless anything they say is on record, they are legally correct, no matter how unethical the company is. FML I agree, your life sucks 23959 You deserved it 1787 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username - China Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML I agree, your life sucks 33113 You deserved it 10475 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mastel07 - United Kingdom - Stevenage Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML I agree, your life sucks 19216 You deserved it 44658 157 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Pittsburg Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML I agree, your life sucks 19488 You deserved it 2645 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Shelby - United States - Nokomis Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML I agree, your life sucks 27840 You deserved it 17243 231 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous They Do. Today, my boyfriend told me he would be really disappointed if we had kids before we got married, because it would ruin our plans to go to Disney World for our honeymoon. Apparently, kids ruin vacations. FML I agree, your life sucks 1108 You deserved it 995 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fatman - United States Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML I agree, your life sucks 39646 You deserved it 11764 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stranded - United States Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML I agree, your life sucks 34758 You deserved it 15921 225 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dirk855 - United States Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML I agree, your life sucks 28347 You deserved it 2315 33 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anatomy - United States - Albany Today, after being suspicious for some time, I learned that my husband really has been going to the library in his free time to study anatomy. Specifically female anatomy, with the librarian, in the back closet. FML I agree, your life sucks 8927 You deserved it 608 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Denton Today, I checked out a "confessions" page for my university. The first confession was from a guy who whacked off in a campus restroom then used a computer in a lab without washing his hands. I work in that lab. FML I agree, your life sucks 40314 You deserved it 3375 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Masey - United States Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML I agree, your life sucks 35307 You deserved it 7485 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By :| - Canada Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML I agree, your life sucks 33547 You deserved it 6349 164 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ehcanadianeh - Canada - Toronto Today, I found $20 under my car seat, so I put it in the cup holder, only for it to fly out of the window while going down the highway. FML I agree, your life sucks 20652 You deserved it 11984 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sad - United States - Lynnwood Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML I agree, your life sucks 30691 You deserved it 3452 111 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By great 1st impression - United Kingdom - Derby Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming "What the fuck?!" FML I agree, your life sucks 52644 You deserved it 7851 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML - United States - Virginia Beach Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 46318 You deserved it 24143 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting a blowjob. When I confronted him, he panicked and claimed it was me in the video. Then he tried to say it was from before we met, even though in the video he was wearing the watch I bought him for his birthday 3 days ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 5279 You deserved it 313 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ironyisabitch - United States - Rohnert Park Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML I agree, your life sucks 42177 You deserved it 3055 246 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML I agree, your life sucks 26878 You deserved it 1985 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By crapgirl - United States Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML I agree, your life sucks 70991 You deserved it 3728 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML I agree, your life sucks 1612 You deserved it 177 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By retailshell - Australia - Perth Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML I agree, your life sucks 32336 You deserved it 2677 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much... I agree, your life sucks 428 You deserved it 101 6 Comments
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 863 You deserved it 43 7 Comments
