By FML Videos - United States - New York Trick Or Treat Struggles That little tiger has some serious attitude. Relatable. 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Malaysia Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML I agree, your life sucks 71653 You deserved it 5186 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Antigua and Barbuda Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML I agree, your life sucks 32888 You deserved it 9323 149 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Syosset Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML I agree, your life sucks 43644 You deserved it 5072 76 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cutthroatkait - United States Today, I picked up an extra shift at the store. It was also the day the store's ventilation system shut down, resulting in carbon monoxide poisoning for me and two co-workers. FML I agree, your life sucks 42674 You deserved it 2994 63 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fmycatslife - United States Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML I agree, your life sucks 20822 You deserved it 78067 411 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By *facefloor* - United States Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 25961 You deserved it 5380 150 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Pillock - United Kingdom Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML I agree, your life sucks 41637 You deserved it 4213 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thankskimi - United States Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML I agree, your life sucks 565726 You deserved it 40134 612 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By quarantine hell Quid pro quo Today, I called my sister and asked if she could watch my baby while I went to the store for desperately needed groceries and supplies. She refused, despite the fact that she's randomly dropped off her three rambunctious boys more times than I could count so she could go clubbing. FML I agree, your life sucks 1787 You deserved it 229 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By addict Today, after spending over a year getting clean and sober, I started feeling horrible withdrawal symptoms and couldn't understand why. It turns out my wife had been dosing my food with Adderall "to keep me on track" and just stopped. So much for my anniversary chip. FML I agree, your life sucks 4974 You deserved it 286 35 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonyme Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML I agree, your life sucks 25755 You deserved it 9889 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hatemylife - United States Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML I agree, your life sucks 46856 You deserved it 6900 197 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fuck YOLO - United States - Ramona Today, my cousin is visiting from Oklahoma. He can't go a minute without saying "YOLO" or "Swag". He's going to be here for a week. FML I agree, your life sucks 47256 You deserved it 3906 185 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By madzlovesgee - United States Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML I agree, your life sucks 68680 You deserved it 53264 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I was heading home after getting off work at 5 in the morning, when a deer slid out in front of my car. Not jumped. Slid. Thanks, winter. FML I agree, your life sucks 23410 You deserved it 1555 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By UnSupported - United States - North Kingstown Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML I agree, your life sucks 44934 You deserved it 3887 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - France Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML I agree, your life sucks 25703 You deserved it 58826 177 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By laprochainefoisjerestealamaison - France - Montpellier Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML I agree, your life sucks 62342 You deserved it 5051 162 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lost again Today, the boy I like, came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML I agree, your life sucks 2699 You deserved it 163 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By acorn - United States Today, I was on the phone with my mother making arrangements to go to a dinner tonight where I will be honored for my political activism. She made it clear she's only going for me, and does NOT support the gay rights group that is putting the dinner on. I was planning on coming out after dinner. FML I agree, your life sucks 48494 You deserved it 7780 242 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lola Smith - 3/11/2020 11:02 Weird questions Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML I agree, your life sucks 1119 You deserved it 166 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LC - United States Today, I invited this guy I fooled around with over to "hang out". He's "en route", so I start to make my bed only to find my cat thought this was the best time to tell me she's sick by throwing up in my bed. I only have one set of linen. FML I agree, your life sucks 21758 You deserved it 7109 48 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By smeeagain - United States Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML I agree, your life sucks 29442 You deserved it 6346 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, at work, a customer ordered a caramel latte with no caramel. I made a regular latte after explaining that’s what it was. He got angry and threw it at me. I got fired for insulting his intelligence. FML I agree, your life sucks 4878 You deserved it 284 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By shadowednavi - United States Today, one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into my open hands. FML I agree, your life sucks 50036 You deserved it 3831 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States - Hillsboro Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML I agree, your life sucks 49958 You deserved it 2694 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 9/4/2021 13:00 - United Kingdom Stay at home, especially you Today, I got tested positive for coronavirus, caught from my antivax neighbor who doesn't understand personal space. She calls herself a "Doctor", so "knows best." She has a PhD in psychology. FML I agree, your life sucks 953 You deserved it 160 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By John S. - 25/4/2021 16:59 Seize the day Today, I finally decided to try to get a date with the girl I like at work. While I was looking for her around the office, her supervisor approached me. She's in the hospital due to Covid-19. FML I agree, your life sucks 824 You deserved it 101 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML I agree, your life sucks 16748 You deserved it 72074 213 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By paul - France Today, I had a big meeting. Half way through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-worker but I didn't understand what he meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML I agree, your life sucks 26182 You deserved it 4735 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By IngenuityAbsent - Canada - Grimsby Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML I agree, your life sucks 33166 You deserved it 4730 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By My_Cow_kiM - United States Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML I agree, your life sucks 50377 You deserved it 5583 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ReineXre Weirdo Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML I agree, your life sucks 15372 You deserved it 707 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sadface - Canada Today, I finally got over the knee injury that has been holding back my military application for 6 months. They sent me to the optometrist, who said my eyes were too bad for service. FML I agree, your life sucks 32723 You deserved it 3090 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By :( - United States - Pearland Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank: "less often." FML I agree, your life sucks 52340 You deserved it 4516 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jake Leiter - United States - Grantham Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML I agree, your life sucks 21873 You deserved it 1216 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Joey - United States Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML I agree, your life sucks 95783 You deserved it 5214 206 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Pensacola Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML I agree, your life sucks 7335 You deserved it 32929 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By egged - Singapore Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML I agree, your life sucks 46049 You deserved it 2248 63 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nosestealer - Canada - Brampton Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML I agree, your life sucks 58382 You deserved it 9838 178 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued... I agree, your life sucks 496 You deserved it 94 5 Comments
Today, my sausage dog ate my cat's turds and barfed them all over my bed. Try convincing the girl you just brought home to get into bed after that. FML I agree, your life sucks 540 You deserved it 168 3 Comments
