By JLO - Australia

Fixed it

Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML
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  HowAreYouToday  |  34

1960s? Isn't that when old people are born???

  torio123  |  27

Some people have yellowish teeth, some have white teeth, everyone is different. it doesn't mean they don't clean their teeth though. normally, if your teeth are sort if yellow, then the ends of your finger nails will also be yellow, and if your teeth are naturally white then your nails will white too.

By  loserman67  |  35

Just think, it could have been worse. They could have cut you or your bride out of the picture and replaced one of you with the person that came in the frame when it was bought.

By  Hockeyboy4280  |  18

together we can fight to keep the bad guy away. He's mean and he hurts and his name is tooth decay! We need to fight this, so we don't get gingervitis! So do you HAVE ANY OF THESE things called CAVITIES? If so, Can you PLEASE try this toothpaste? don't worry, it has a great taste! Don't let your teeth go to waste till they ache because of a few bad brushing mistakes. Use crest, because it's the best! This tooth paste you won't ABHORE because you will run FOR the STORE to get MORE. I IMPLORE you to put this in YOUR mouth TONIGHT before you sleep TIGHT to maintain a BRIGHT healthy BITE DESPITE the FIGHT to keep your teeth WHITE.

made that jingle a few nights ago, thought I'd try it.

  Hockeyboy4280  |  18

29 i wrote it in like 5 minutes before bed. Trust me, I've written many poems. The average poem takes me hours and hours to perfect.

Too much time on my hands? Poetry is not a waste of time to me (even though this one sucked) probably because poetry is natural to Irishman (Yeates) I'd rather be writing a dumb ass jingle than out smoking pot or creating trouble.