Pussy power

By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Noblesville

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML
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windycityassasin 6

Upon further consideration, you deserve it. You see, one way to play with cats is to take a small toy and hide it while making noise. It makes them curious and wonder where the toy went. My cat usually hunts it and attacks it viciously, and so when you hide your BF's dick in your mouth it wondered 'wondered where did it go?' and attacked you.

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ashtonlm 3

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dashizam 10

Sounds like a jerk. Did he laugh? I mean really, some will give their lives for their gal, and he won't give a couple scratches? Na uh, that don't pass my class.

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Psych101 9

I read with pausing at all, as indicated by the punctuation. My response? What the ****?

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Psych101 9

12- Thanks, I just realized my comment made no sense.

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IndianGiver 8

You may not be one of them, but some guys do like to get bit there.

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Dixbfloppin 11

To have one's dick bitten is a punishment I would never dawn upon my worst enemies. I mean, that's gotta be worse than losing both of your arms and legs and torso to a wood chipper.

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SenselessPattern 12

#1 and #24, unless you're working on your zombie impressions, no guy will ever tell you to give them head for the erotic purpose of getting their dick eaten. I honestly hope your possible future bf isn't going to get a really shitty birthday surprise from you.

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UberNova 18

They were just a couple of overly attached cats.

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NickyK 25

You've got some weird fetish if you would even think to comment that..

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tinyj96 3

3 ******* + 1 guy. Except 2 of those ******* are not recommended partners...

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NamesIncognita 15

cats have spikes on their wee-weens...so...

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NickyK 25

Believe it or not.. There's a button for that!

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Futacy 29

srry for the sucky comment, but I had to edit my old comment into something.

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SkoomaKi 27

If you loved him you would protect his manly hood. Who knows those "privates" could be your future kids. Think about the children!

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JimSweatshirt 6

Wu Tang is for the children

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supbabes 0

DAMN RIGHT! How can hip hop be dead if Wu Tang is forever?

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TwiztedYuri 9

of she swallows sues also eating his chidlren... think about it. she's a cannible and the cats knew

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windycityassasin 6

Upon further consideration, you deserve it. You see, one way to play with cats is to take a small toy and hide it while making noise. It makes them curious and wonder where the toy went. My cat usually hunts it and attacks it viciously, and so when you hide your BF's dick in your mouth it wondered 'wondered where did it go?' and attacked you.

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jesinuevo 3

Lmao! My hat off to you #13! that's hilarious!

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Cuzitso 1

This comment just made me cry laughing! Laughed so hard I woke my husband to tell him. He made me give him head.

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zandalee 19

70- your comment was pure gold! Welcome to FML.

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berichsoon 11

Holly shit dude, that's the most interesting thing I learned today

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Izabushel 65

Hahaha! That has to be the funniest comment I have ever read!

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

from fellatio to irrumatio

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