By CorCelesti - 02/06/2014 14:00 - United States
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Congratulations! And hopefully your husband sees things differently than your father
I bet he'll be sleeping on the couch tonight for that one lol. Don't take it too hard OP. Dads will be dads. And congrats by the way
Could of been worse, could have been "The first person the police investigate in murder is the spouse. Tells you something about marriage."
Gold wedding bands get heavier over time?? I need to get married and stay loyal for 100 years so that I can make a fortune!
Could of been worse, could of been "Fuck her right in the pussy"
I'm sorry #9 (and everyone else), I know no one here is too much of a stickler for language and I do bite my tongue often as the down votes damage my sense of self worth. It's "could have", "would have" or "could've", "would've" in the contracted form. I let #3 slide on by but my tongue was about to start bleeding.