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By CorCelesti - / Monday 2 June 2014 14:00 / United States
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By  doggiewoggie  |  13

I bet he'll be sleeping on the couch tonight for that one lol. Don't take it too hard OP. Dads will be dads. And congrats by the way

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  mario2012  |  18

Why would OP be sleeping on the couch? Would the dad be if anyone?

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  Dswank620  |  18

That line is practically quoted straight out of a recent ifunny feature, I was under the impression that there was a direct correlation between the two

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  mpkpm  |  19

As for number #68, I am very talented and felt like showing off my skill. As for #71, I was unaware, I have known this joke for years as my dad told it to me once younger. Suppose it did differ from normal dad jokes.

By  annie_nk  |  22

Was he drinking? Because I'd hate to think he said this sober.

By  iSativa  |  24

Gold wedding bands get heavier over time?? I need to get married and stay loyal for 100 years so that I can make a fortune!

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  Pleonasm  |  31

Well we were talking about 100 and not 10,000. And I wouldn't make bets either way for the next 10,000 years as maybe in 50 years we'll discover immortality ;)

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  KristaAaronn  |  25

8 I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you're really that dim

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  iSativa  |  24

All replies to my comment are prime examples of why many people have lost faith in humanity. The first half of my comment was overly obvious sarcasm, and the second half was advice. Please use your brain and think before you reply.

By  FitForFun  |  11

Could of been worse, could of been "Fuck her right in the pussy"

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  griggypop  |  4

I'm sorry #9 (and everyone else), I know no one here is too much of a stickler for language and I do bite my tongue often as the down votes damage my sense of self worth. It's "could have", "would have" or "could've", "would've" in the contracted form. I let #3 slide on by but my tongue was about to start bleeding.

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