By Anonymous - 8/10/2019 22:00

House rules

  Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  27

In my book, that is only slightly more mortifying than if your dad busted in on your make-out sesh and said "Hello."

You were going to fuck a guy on a first date with your parents in the house? Very bold!

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  28

First rule of Fuck Club: Lock the door.
Second rule of Fuck Club: Don't get it on while your parents are still conscious.
Third rule of Fuck Club: Keep all drains unblocked.
Fourth rule of Fuck Club: Use all kinds of protection you can get your hands on.

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By  RichardPencil  |  27

In my book, that is only slightly more mortifying than if your dad busted in on your make-out sesh and said "Hello."

You were going to fuck a guy on a first date with your parents in the house? Very bold!

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  28

First rule of Fuck Club: Lock the door.
Second rule of Fuck Club: Don't get it on while your parents are still conscious.
Third rule of Fuck Club: Keep all drains unblocked.
Fourth rule of Fuck Club: Use all kinds of protection you can get your hands on.

By  PirateSnozzle  |  8

1. Why was your first thought to shave your pubes? Sure have a tidy up if you've let things go but don't go full barbie.

2. Be considerate if you share a bathroom and unblock said pubes from the drain you dirty mare.

3. I'm assuming as you didn't utilise a lock that you don't have one on your bedroom door (not everyone has internal locking doors guys) so why on earth did you take him home for a shag when your parents are home?!