Love, Family, Weird and Cheating: But she's so wonderful… - FML

But she's so wonderful…

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 00:00

Today, my parents are so in love with my ex, they still think it’s my fault she felt unloved enough to cheat with another man. They constantly try to convince me to take her back and become stepdad to the child she conceived with the guy she cheated on me with. FML

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Bogrbon 27

Wednesday 23 February 2022 0:06

Whether or not she felt unloved or if that was any part of her decision to cheat, 1: she is fully responsible for cheating rather than breaking up/divorcing you and 2. There is no ******* way in hell you should go near that position. Cheating may be forgivable, but her having someone else’s child and anyone expecting you to be partly responsible for raising it is way beyond reasonable expectations for anyone. That’s like a Jerry Springer level of ****** up family relationships waiting to happen.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 February 2022 1:34

I hope you're not really asking me that question. You've been around enough to know me.

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Bogrbon 27

Wednesday 23 February 2022 0:06

Whether or not she felt unloved or if that was any part of her decision to cheat, 1: she is fully responsible for cheating rather than breaking up/divorcing you and 2. There is no ******* way in hell you should go near that position. Cheating may be forgivable, but her having someone else’s child and anyone expecting you to be partly responsible for raising it is way beyond reasonable expectations for anyone. That’s like a Jerry Springer level of ****** up family relationships waiting to happen.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 February 2022 1:30

Hey, looks like you have another chance with her. Go for it! If not for your happiness, do it to make your parents happy. Don't they deserve that?

cacheson 41

Wednesday 23 February 2022 1:33

I really hope that’s sarcasm…

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 February 2022 1:34

I hope you're not really asking me that question. You've been around enough to know me.

ayaaya 16

Wednesday 23 February 2022 2:04

you’re not being funny yk

AzraelAngelus 15

Wednesday 23 February 2022 4:15

Tell them to **** off

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 February 2022 6:01

You don't have to asterisk yourself here. Their slogan is, "At FML, **** is not our middle name, it's our first name!"

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