Splat! By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 14:00 Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 506 You deserved it 198 Tweet Share
Today, like yesterday, I've read so many FMLs that the randoms are repeating and I know that I've voted on at least a few of same ones everyday. And I'll probably do it tomorrow. And the next day. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 You deserved it 11
Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or any of the other things of the world today, this is my only contact with the world other than work. FML I agree, your life sucks 51 You deserved it 39
Today, I’ve been so stressed out lately about my health and mounting bills that my insomnia has returned with vengeance. I thought I’d masturbate to help get some relief, but turns out I’m too tired to even do the deed. Too exhausted to release, but my brain still won’t let me sleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 You deserved it 6
Today, my mom came home unusually early from work and walked in on me hooking up with a guy. What made it more embarrassing is the fact that I’m 19 and my hookup is 52. FML I agree, your life sucks 82 You deserved it 534
That may be what triggered the diarrhea, but I'm thinking the shit coming out of your ass clued you into the fact that you have diarrhea.
That may be what triggered the diarrhea, but I'm thinking the shit coming out of your ass clued you into the fact that you have diarrhea.