Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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FunnyGuy5051 7
before I realized where u lived I was like "who would swim in the cold"
cupcakeluver1212 0
Are bather's swim suits?
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Comments (273)
monkeysareyummy 0
At least he isn't beating around the bush!
sp3nZ3r 1
I see what you did there! XD
dcg1375 7
Bush!! Hahaha!!
UnderWaterComix 0
Buh dum tssssssst
Babushka_fml 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That is really disgusting!
NoLongerExists 11
Disgusting? It's just hair. And it's completely natural -_-
KiddNYC1O 22
Nature intended. I think it's natural too.
justspin 7
What are bathers????
haw008 14
Where has all the common sense gone today? Ok let's do this together. OP went to the pool (clue#1). He was wearing something white, and when they got wet they became see through. Someone then told OP he needed to shave (clue#2). If you don't get it yet, I'm sorry but you're hopeless.
haw008 14
She*
Branlamb 14
Wow, give her a break. Sorry that some of us weren't all knowing when we were born. If you know the answer, just say it. You don' have to be a jerk about it. A better question would be where did all the kindness in the world go.
haw008 14
I'm assuming you didn't know either.
tweetbaby14 18
I don't get it.... Are bathers ham?
Stealthed 8
Yes. Bathers are ham. -_- They are generally swim wear, in Australia anyway.
ohSNAPyall 27
75 whoosh over your head
The_Troller 14
Bathers are ham if you're lady Gaga...
Devilariah 9
Whaha x) ok i lol'd...
justspin 7
30-I wear shorts to the pool so stop being rude. Sorry I'm not perfect like you!
koolkat27 13
54- wow, did someone shit in your cereal this morning? not all of us grow up with the term bathers being tossed around.
XavierMedina 0
You mean she
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Ok, I feel like y'all are just arguing to argue. I kinda agree w haw008; C'mon: Bathers-Bathing suit- Wet, put 2 and 2 together.
TheBlackCops 0
No one likes a trek through the jungle...
nattynatters 14
Some people do. Lol.
animalover721 3
Eww umm, consider shaving?
DocBastard 40
How could you be surprised that a wet, white bather was transparent? Haven't you seen "Girls Gone Wild"? Because everyone around you has now.
Arxikist 3
Or Braid..
BaconDave 12
That gave me a really disturbing mental picture
DjeePee 25
You only need to shave if you want to. That being said, society can't deal properly with women with pubic/armpit/leg hair nowadays, so if you don't want to be laughed at, you must shave or hide your bush.
Dalliance 4
So, so true. I truly do find it sad.
bertegg 6
See cause its called hygiene
Mifflicious 18
And what you are is called stupid :D It's not unhygienic not to shave. Maybe you never wash yourself if you get nasty when not shaving..?
Raesin 21
And it all comes from the trends in ****. If the women in **** started leaving a runway, then people would find it gross that women shaved it completely bald. It's not unhygenic to have pubes, it's not dirty or disgusting. Stop thinking **** = real life.
asherah14 7
It's true you only have to shave if you wish to. However, no one can dispute shaving does improve hygiene. Pubic hair can provide a perfect place for bacteria to grow. Sweating, menstrual cycle, toilet paper fuzzies, etc can all make it unclean.
Metteris 0
People don't seem very educated :/ - the hair is there to keep dirt and bacteria from infecting the ******. It's scientifically proven that women who shave are more prone to having yeast infections and so forth, because the ****** is unprotected. On another note, I still shave because it looks better. And feels cleaner, even though it's not really healthy.
disney_blonde 16
Hair WAS there to keep that stuff out. In caveman days. Now underwear serves the same purpose so the hair is unnecessary.
squid93 9
Hair is not un-necessary. I for one think pubic hair on a woman looks sexy! The more the better for me! I would love to have seen her like this. I go to waterparks all summer long and like to see some of the women who obviously know what they are doing and wear skimpy swimsuits and dont trim. Oh so sexy!
blue_mist 7
Not if you wear thongs
tweetbaby14 18
167, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...
ShananaginsLOL 13
At my high school it's gross if u don't shave ur arms too
Babushka_fml 4
Or just wear a different "bather"
jackdaniel61709 0
No shave November?
tweetbaby14 18
It's December.
dramagirl902003 0
Lol
bigjohnmathewes 0
Hahah! Crockie mates that's a beauty! We have spotted a silverback gorilla in it natural habitat.... Oh never mind she just need to shave