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Canada 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Gemma
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
bloody_hell
Elkhart, United States
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Ihatebuses
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Anonymous
Northampton, United Kingdom
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Mike
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks for the memories
Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Boston, United States
Judgemental
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
Wasted
United States
Where am I?
Today, I got on the bus I take every morning and sat in my usual seat. After about ten minutes, I noticed that the route was different and I had no idea where we were. I had been staring at my phone and boarded the wrong number bus without noticing. FML
Evol1nOC
Smooth delivery
Today, I was found out when I was a baby, I was abandoned in a dumpster. FML
Anonymous
Ytre Arna, Norway
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
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Timmo_fml 2
As opposed to a private bus? Guess that would be a car actually.
mrbattleman 10
I just know that somewhere on that bus, there was a very happy homeless man masterbating to that
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Comments (170)
Schizomaniac 24
Interesting. Not too many people can say that.
tj41567 0
not to many white people can say that
xesyeso 0
werent we all? ;)
beelo44 0
I was concieved in an orgy... that included a fricken goat!!! :(
xesyeso 0
LOL @ #7 im sorry your mom was a bbbbbbaaaaa-itch
edwinadi 0
wtf is conceibed??? excuse me u knoe how us mexicans are dumb
LosAngelesSon 8
no its just you, im mexican and i know what concieved means, damn idiot
rottentomatoes 7
being conceived is being born...
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohoho!! ....oh, you're serious? Darling, might I redirect you to a dictionary? Or a dictionary web site?
xesyeso 0
no... being concieved is being made.... the whole egg being fertilized thing? DID NO ONE TAKE HEALTH? or have common knowledge?
slatter 1
lol that's a nice ice breaker at a party...
Ali_Br_fml 33
wow, 'being conceived is being born'? really? lolz, ok, I won't be mean. the time of conception is the time when mom and dad had the sexual intercourse that fertilized mom's egg with dad's sperm and made a fetus. Hey, some people haven't taken health class yet, so let's not be mean to them... And I think the mexican comment was making fun of someone who wrote incorrectly b4, and edited it... and Freeze isn't a noob, he likes making comments to people who threadjack without cause. I'm replying to someone who threadjacked... But while here, Big woop OP, some people can say, "I was conceived by a strange man who raped my mom, and she wanted to abort me, but when she decided to, she had already passed the 3-month mark, and had to keep me. Now she hates me because I remind her of my father the rapist and wishes she had killed me."
Freeze_fml 17
con·ceive/kənˈsēv/Verb 1. Become pregnant with (a child). 2. (of a woman) Become pregnant. I shouldn't have to do this.
Ali_Br_fml 33
4get everything about freeze... I combined the 2 posts... um fail on my part... and frigging antiflood protection...
hannah1203 2
#2 might be racist, but that made me lol. WIN #2, Complete win.
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
Hooray! BC transit ftw!
FYLDUDEE 3
:O
roxxy_surf 0
lol and the driver probs had his hand down there jerkin while watching in the review mirror.. real classy..
mona_is_here 10
your parents were badasses
MrSexToy 0
balls
ttyler333 7
jerkin to you....
roxxy_surf 0
I know you are 43;) loll
roxxy_surf 0
40* lol
indi80 0
jerkin at # 36
indi80 0
36 you are hot
melsaraj 9
hahahahah I don't understand why parents tell their kids were they were conceived.. is this a white thing.. is this supposed to be one of those parent children thing that only white ppl know about
Pastor_Rich 0
waaaaa! be happy your alive and kicking
skroal 7
YDI for learning that you were conceived on a public bus.
MyNameIsInvictus 0
Oh. You Canadians... See if your parents lived in America, you would have been conceived in a nice private coach bus!
LifesRFked 0
that's ok op, I was conceved during one of tiger woods affairs... :(
ashboust 0
36, your talking about class? yeh, a profile picture in a pink bra is reallll classy..
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
Let's all spam how 36 is hot. Because there is no message system on FML. But most of you guys are too insecure/ have too low self esteem to attempt to compliment someone in private. ;(
rustic 0
and they probably named you after the bus driver also??
th3b0ss 0
at least u weren't conceived in a dog house
ryguy997 0
62- Canada>USA.
pipp360 0
hahahahahahahahahhhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhajha
immaprincessmadd 0
ewe
MaxFishr 0
I bet op was on a public bus while people started doing and said, 'mom look at that! thats nasty!' 'dont make fun hunny thats how you were made'
iazy9 14
concieved means you were put in yo mamas stomach you know sex with no condom and youre concieved
tigercoon 12
#12, go die.
heynow00wellthen 0
That sucks. My mom told me the other day that I was an accident. it's a pretty awesome thing to be told =P
BoyFromTheFuture 0
Was i an accident???..]•:)
beastmcbeastly 0
the bang bus. : )
rimouski 0
#18 no, it's the process of which your made... fool.
turtlemansam 6
Better than in a sewer or however it's spelled
phuckyew 0
#82, eat shit and die ****-ass
starfire555 0
haha oh yeah! lol!
MightyGoober 2
YDI for asking
cporter125 0
my parents conceived me in Vegas baby!
Tenebrae 0
It actually takes a while for the fetus to form, 24. Maybe you should go over your health class notes? You've got a zygote well before a fetus.
bontox 0
That’s actually pretty cool! Oh wait…the goat isn’t in your family tree now is it?
ScarletAshes 0
I hope not O_o lol!
cinderellie 0
awwww, no worries. most kids are accidents anyways.
MikeyyyyLover 0
wow OP your mother must have been a total NOOB
jokebatblink 0
36 I wouldve been jacking off I don't care Im crazy like that
Timmo_fml 2
As opposed to a private bus? Guess that would be a car actually.
RedPillSucks 33
As opposed to a chartered bus. OPs parents must be poor. :-)
iwannachezburger 0
LOLWTFBBQ?
Mirorbo 27
Well, there are more awkward places, darling, like the back of a Volkswagen Beetle!
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
Probably better off a Beetle then a bus.
emmmilyyy 0
how is a personal vehicle more awkward than a public bus?
joeinthedark 18
I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to **** them some place very uncomfortable. What, like the back of a Volkswagen? No. More like someplace girls dread.
Florence_ 0
Better a Beatle than a Beetle. :D
Mirorbo 27
@skatterbug Oh, I just KNEW I got the quote wrong!
Sushimomo 0
OH MAH GOD ITS MIRORBO :D I'll trade my Metagross for your Ludicolo 8D I'm such a nerd :3
misfitSuperStar 0
Hmmm...fyl, op, for having to picture the deed in your head!!!!!
sallen0046 4
How does this have any effect at all on your life? It's not like people ask where you were conceived. You certainly didn't have to witness it. Really, what difference does it make?
rebbee 0
Your parents sound like real classy people! :-)
mrbattleman 10
I just know that somewhere on that bus, there was a very happy homeless man masterbating to that
Kungfoomater 0
manwhore
epicsauceee 0
Wow, akward!
epicsauceee 0
oops, spelt it wrong.
RainbowBitch15 11
I say quit complaining, OP. It could be worse: you could have been BORN on the bus. But no, you were only conceived. At least it wasn't in a harlot alley. :]
emmmilyyy 0
I feel like being born on a bus is slightly less trailor trashy than ******* on a bus
sky01 0
67 speaks truth
ashboust 0
totally agree 67!
RedPillSucks 33
Why? Because they didn't have enough money to become members of the "mile high" club?
cinderellie 0
completely agree. knowing my parents ****** on dirty public transit isn't really appealing to me....