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  Ali_Br_fml  |  33

wow, 'being conceived is being born'? really? lolz, ok, I won't be mean. the time of conception is the time when mom and dad had the sexual intercourse that fertilized mom's egg with dad's sperm and made a fetus. Hey, some people haven't taken health class yet, so let's not be mean to them...
And I think the mexican comment was making fun of someone who wrote incorrectly b4, and edited it...
and Freeze isn't a noob, he likes making comments to people who threadjack without cause. I'm replying to someone who threadjacked... But while here, Big woop OP, some people can say, "I was conceived by a strange man who raped my mom, and she wanted to abort me, but when she decided to, she had already passed the 3-month mark, and had to keep me. Now she hates me because I remind her of my father the rapist and wishes she had killed me."

  melsaraj  |  9

hahahahah I don't understand why parents tell their kids were they were conceived.. is this a white thing.. is this supposed to be one of those parent children thing that only white ppl know about


Let's all spam how 36 is hot.
Because there is no message system on FML.
But most of you guys are too insecure/ have too low self esteem to attempt to compliment someone in private. ;(

  MaxFishr  |  0

I bet op was on a public bus while people started doing and said, 'mom look at that! thats nasty!'
'dont make fun hunny thats how you were made'

  Tenebrae  |  0

It actually takes a while for the fetus to form, 24. Maybe you should go over your health class notes? You've got a zygote well before a fetus.

  joeinthedark  |  18

I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to fuck them some place very uncomfortable.

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

No. More like someplace girls dread.

By  sallen0046  |  4

How does this have any effect at all on your life? It's not like people ask where you were conceived. You certainly didn't have to witness it. Really, what difference does it make?