Poop

By Roma - 16/06/2017 14:00 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today I asked my mother-in-law to borrow a plunger, so she asked what I needed it for. "Poop," I replied. "I've told you this before," she huffed, "you have to poop a little and then flush, poop a little and flush. You can't go all at once." I can't even shit right for this woman. FML
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Tripartita 44

She knew why you needed it. It's not like that conversation was going to go, "Why do you need the plunger?" "Oh, I'm making a cake."

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Glowworm56 26

Too bad the plunger can't take care of the shit coming from your mother-in-law.

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Tripartita 44

She knew why you needed it. It's not like that conversation was going to go, "Why do you need the plunger?" "Oh, I'm making a cake."

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species4872 19

She wants you to make jellybeans like a rabbit.

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bigtwobah 6

Obviously, the poop/flush/poop/flush suggestion is silly. However, if someone repeatedly wanted to borrow a plunger from me, I would probably also get snarky. Buy your own plunger.

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PhoenixChick 26

Do you normally keep your own plunger at every one of your friend and family's houses? Does everyone else do that too? Are they all labeled and lined up in a row for when their owner comes to visit?

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bigtwobah 6

If I was in someone else's house I would say 'can i use' not 'can i borrow'

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RichardPencil 30

That's some shitty advice...literally!

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cacheson 41

I think she needs a new toilet. Hers obviously can't handle large loads like the younger generation....

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tonyfan00 38

She doesn't give a shit, but you do give a shit...so is shit hitting the fan, or do you have to give two ***** to compensate for her lack of ********?

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ammalik88 6

I did you deserve it to become 100th only ;)

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ProperPengTing 15

Its to not let the smell linger. Flush it before its rancid, ????

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