By Anonymous - 16/05/2016 00:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I gave my cat a little kiss on the head. Just as I was about to tell him I love him, he sneezed directly into my face. It's been two hours and I still can't get the taste of cat snot out of my mouth. I probably need to get a life. FML
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Borrow a life from your cat ... he's got nine anyway.

In the words of Ron Swanson, "Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless."

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A life is important..

In the words of Ron Swanson, "Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless."

Borrow a life from your cat ... he's got nine anyway.

This is soooooo me lol

Do you still love him as much as you originally were going to tell him you did?

Kissing is something thats unique for humans to show affection. If you realy wanted to show that you love your cat you could cuddle more

I don't understand cat people.

One time my dad peed on my cat

actually, it's more innocent than I made it sound. My cat a while ago was fascinated with toilets, and was watching my dad pee. Unfortunately, he ended up trying look closer into the toilet bowl and unknowingly his head collided with my dad's stream, which got pee all over him

That happened to me once with my budgie. He liked to bathe and always got in the sink whenever he heard the water running. Needless to say he flew into the stream of piss and i had to turn the sink on to let him have a real bath >__>

your dad had to assert his dominance

So, since you've already made the sacrifice I must now ask: What did it taste like?

My cat sneezes on me all the time. And then she licks her boogers. She's disgusting.

Sounds like you a special relationship.