Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
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Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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FunnyGuy5051 7
before I realized where u lived I was like "who would swim in the cold"
cupcakeluver1212 0
Are bather's swim suits?
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Comments (273)
silver848 6
What are bathers? Me no speak Australian. Oh and anything white and wet is see through. Lol
Arxikist 3
I'm guessing bathers is the Aussie shit for a bikini or swim suit. Then OP put on her jumper and went to maccas.
geon_olam 17
If ur pic is a Canadian flag u can't make fun of Australia. Sorry, but it's in the rules.
Arxikist 3
If your picture is of your Dad post syphilis then you can't make fun of my flag. Sorry it's the rules.
geon_olam 17
You making fun of me cuz I'm balding at 19?
XavierMedina 0
Your just being a stereo type.
Babushka_fml 4
Dude, it's December.
nattynatters 14
Dude she lives in Aussieland. Different climate.
nattynatters 14
Also. Just FYI it's in the high 90* where OP is writing from.
emmanizzer 6
Maybe he meant that it is no longer November, aka No Shave November.
samalam19 3
Man or woman?? So confused! Hot guy said dude so I'm confused.
Wazilla 0
Its a girl, thats why theres a pink symbol near the post.
Dannielleroset 11
In Australia, 'dude' is a gender neutral term
Babushka_fml 4
Just guessing but I'm pretty sure it's a girl.
crazyrunnergirl 7
I am assuming bathers are bathing suits?
ScenePower 1
Just get a darker pair.
thiscrazything 1
Darker white?
DaMan25 4
Just go to the classic version site and it tells you that its a women ;) and she lives in Australia. And its summer their
WtfLoser 13
Ugh, so what if she doesn't shave ? It's her hygiene .. But yeah, I imagine it would be embarassing for OP to find out that the reason everyone's staring at her is because of that, but still ! & OP - who cares .. you won't see those people ever again anyway Chin up!
sighawkward 6
I don't think shaving has anything necessarily to do with hygiene.. Maybe self maintenance but hair does not automatically equal bad hygiene!
Enslaved 38
For a second, I thought the OP was a guy because she was getting called a "dude". Lol Yeah, when wearing white, you gotta check for swimsuits to have a sewn in lining or your privates will be on display.