By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
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Well? Did you impress her?

lol gravity just pantsed you.

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Well? Did you impress her?

Lol, what if the lifeguard was a guy?

the lifeguard was a dude haha

Ydi for trying to impress someone

8 - yeah he could of just talked to her. Unless she was really out of his league.

Maybe he did impress her just not with his swimming skills...

YDI for showing your weiner... before the first date ;)

haha obviously she wasn't impressed with you package if your writen an fml

I would like to know if the lifeguard was a hot chick with nice boobs. or a buff guy with a decent package. pics please. anti flood ftw anti flood ftw anti flood ftw

I am sure that was impressive. ;)

In Soviet Russia lifeguards loose swimsuits to impress you.

YDI for attempting to show off. Just talk to a girl next time. We like it more if guys have the guts to talk to us. If they show off, they often seem like annoying douches. (in this case, you were ok) But didja still impress her? ;D

Oh, Hawkie, I LOVE the pikachu. It's so adorable!! XD

umm why don't you try being yourself silly goose :) ughhh anti-flooood

You deserve it for thinking that's impressive.

impressive dive but what's in your pants must've not been

I'm guessing your lil guy down there didn't impress her either

In Soviet Russia, "lose" and "loose" swap meanings. >_> Sorry, it just annoys me, I used to do it too.

...No Comment ,You Know Im Pretty Sure U Sorta Did It Wrong LOL

your ugly as fuck bro lmao

next time piss while ur diving in the water, that's impressive

what does YDI mean???

It means "You deserved it"

that'll impress her, no get her to do one where she looses her top

op it probably impressed her more

Im hungry....

Probably not. LOL cool water contracts… stuff.

lol gravity just pantsed you.

So did she get her pussy wet when you pretended to drown and got her to jump in and save you and then gave you CPR right?

while your package was out in the wild

exactly what I was thinking 64

depending on what u got goin on down there maybe she was impresses...

yeah. I wanna know if "they" were impressed.

how can you only realize afterwards!?

After the dive, I think he means. Or he felt wind down there after exiting the pool xD

but wouldn't he have felt it coming off after the dive? shouldn't he feel naked? oh well, either way, fyl.

Time for the no pants dance. Maybe you can combo it with the dive for double points.

so you freed willie

i dont see the fml here

only thing that impressed her was how small his shiit is lol

that doesnt impress anyone :b

more like surprised lmfao ilafp

lilafo you are hot!!

pants in the pool pants in the pool lookin like a tool with your pants in the pool

Haha! You're a hot mess :P

Yes... you get a trophy. I lmao'd on the inside