Lol, what if the lifeguard was a guy?

the lifeguard was a dude haha

Ydi for trying to impress someone

8 - yeah he could of just talked to her. Unless she was really out of his league.

Maybe he did impress her just not with his swimming skills...

lol gg

YDI for showing your weiner... before the first date ;)

haha obviously she wasn't impressed with you package if your writen an fml

I would like to know if the lifeguard was a hot chick with nice boobs. or a buff guy with a decent package. pics please. anti flood ftw anti flood ftw anti flood ftw

I am sure that was impressive. ;)

In Soviet Russia lifeguards loose swimsuits to impress you.

YDI for attempting to show off. Just talk to a girl next time. We like it more if guys have the guts to talk to us. If they show off, they often seem like annoying douches. (in this case, you were ok) But didja still impress her? ;D

Oh, Hawkie, I LOVE the pikachu. It's so adorable!! XD

umm why don't you try being yourself silly goose :) ughhh anti-flooood

You deserve it for thinking that's impressive.

impressive dive but what's in your pants must've not been

I'm guessing your lil guy down there didn't impress her either

In Soviet Russia, "lose" and "loose" swap meanings. >_> Sorry, it just annoys me, I used to do it too.

...No Comment ,You Know Im Pretty Sure U Sorta Did It Wrong LOL

your ugly as fuck bro lmao

next time piss while ur diving in the water, that's impressive

what does YDI mean???

It means "You deserved it"

oh, thanks

that'll impress her, no get her to do one where she looses her top

XD

op it probably impressed her more

Classic

#13 FTW.

lollllll

Im hungry....

Probably not. LOL cool water contracts… stuff.

So did she get her pussy wet when you pretended to drown and got her to jump in and save you and then gave you CPR right?

while your package was out in the wild

exactly what I was thinking 64

yeah. I wanna know if "they" were impressed.

After the dive, I think he means. Or he felt wind down there after exiting the pool xD

that doesnt impress anyone :b

more like surprised lmfao ilafp

lilafo you are hot!!

Haha! You're a hot mess :P

#23 = you win :)

Yes... you get a trophy. I lmao'd on the inside