By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 11:54 - Australia

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 241
You deserved it 8 627

Same thing different taste

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nixter5 18

Please don't tell me you used teeth.

Damn_Hippster 11

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This FML sounds like a load of shit to me.

Maybe he was just disturbed at the thought of losing his oral virginity?

If you havin head problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a biter aint one.

Some people bite of chunks white eating ice cream, bad reference 'like eating an ice cream' may have caused this situation

Llamacod 11

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85, they were removed like yours will be ;p

I hope to god you didn't use teeth OP. That's ****** up.

Traumatic experience for him.. You evil woman!

It's not rape. Just violent sex... BDSM?

wikkedphuka 0

so the same when ur eating a p**y pretend its a yummy taco only dnt bite it

xXxIracebethxXx 14

#153 Wasn't that funny but still liked the pun, Haha. OP - Think of it this way; He loved the ******* so much, he was at a loss for words and just laid there in that fetal position because it was too magnificent to even imagine having another just like it... Or like #1 said, hopefully you didn't use teeth :)

the teeth thing all depends on the guy. and you dont want to scrape your teeth along his dick just lightly run them and only do it occasionally.

Were you that bad, OP? Was he shaking and whimpering as well?

Ok, I see this on FML a lot and I just want to clear this up: There is nothing wrong with using teeth! It actually adds a lot I think. It's when you're actually dragging your teeth there's a problem. Also, my fiancée likes when I bite her gently during oral. The fact that YOU don't enjoy teeth doesn't mean no one does.

Rapt0rJesus 0

Black girls always get like 30 plus thumbs down

Well one of two things happened, you went down on him like a killer whale chewing a baby were so good it was like getting the first slice of apple pie straight out of the oven and he had to recuperate after the BJ of a lifetime.....either way he now has a kick ass story

Torva_fml 16

Shoulda stuck a Q-tip up his ass... That woulda got him moving.

nixter5 18

Oh my god!!! 371 thumbs up??? I will remember this forever, I love you all!!

156, you forgot a * there are two S's.

MetroidSlayer01 8

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Woah man! I just totally looked at your profile pic in a dirty way... LORD SAVE ME ! xD

If you going down on him in anyway involved a thumb or finger inserted into a certain spot, I could see that being rape. Otherwise no.

Stop stroking his head! He's obviously scared of you.

"If you going down on him in anyway involved a thumb or finger inserted into a certain spot, I could see that being rape. Otherwise no." Well, it is rape if she gave him head while he didn't want it...

97- Googles definition of rape is; "The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, esp. by the threat or use of violence." Therefore no, technically she did not rape him, for that is impossible. :p

I'm pretty sure that a woman can be accused of rape too... Otherwise the justice system would be pretty screwed up. Try harder, dipshit.

Baytheshark 14

You all should not have ruled out the possibility that OP is a boy.

120: It says it was submitted by "Anonymous (woman)" so OP's not a guy.

ikickgingers 15

28- haha I thought it was a codpiece at first

AliCat18 12

Javlin- a women can rape a man. there was a case about 3 women raping a man last year in South Africa. I'll spare the details of how they managed to do it but it is possible!

97- your telling me OP managed to force that guy to take all his clothes off and then go down on him against his will? Your argument has no logic.

jab7769 8
tarabelle 7

I'm confused..why would he do that?

cutielilangel 8

I pretty much am too. Confused that is. Most all guys like when their girl goes down on him no? Unless you were really that bad or bit chunks out? Lol -_-

flockz 19

bit chunks out of it? what the ****?

It is very possible something bad actually happened to him.. Geez, doesn't anyone watch detective shows ever?

Do you really need to be reminded after that mental image?

63- don't you think he would've told her to stop then? Unless he was really scared an his girlfriends very intimidating, but I wouldn't wanna do anything with someone who intimidated me

KiddNYC1O 20

Why do you proudly toss poop in your pic? ;)

tarabelle 7 mean leaves? Because I wanted too(:

KiddNYC1O 20

I was obviously kidding but okay =].

OneNightStan 2

Maybe he just found out he was gay...

leogirl95 12

You were so good he didn't know what to do with himself afterwards?

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jillianmathers12 13

That's exactly what I was thinking!

There's one very obvious way to tell whether he liked it or not, but OP didn't give us that detail.

systems7 2

It's not rape if you yell surprise while you do it.


If he was in the fetal position I doubt he enjoyed it.

flockz 19

if a girl scraped her teeth up and down my ****, i wouldn't enjoy it.

A gentle tip nibble is another thing, however...

You hurt his little man, didn't you?! You evil woman!

GraveRobber14 13

Your picture made your comment so much funnier XD lmfao

Jason199615 0

Why would he feel guilty? It doesn't seem like they did anything wrong. They are in a relationship and all :)

Maybe he's very religious or something, and they decided to do it but afterwards/during he decided it was sinful, therefore felt guilty?