Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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FunnyGuy5051 7
before I realized where u lived I was like "who would swim in the cold"
cupcakeluver1212 0
Are bather's swim suits?
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Comments (273)
briana17 0
hey at least he told ya, instead of figuring out when you got home or something
kalikay_fml 2
ummm. eww. maybe you should check that next time. and what are bathers?
miami_bb6 0
Common sense...white and water...don't mix well....learned for next time....
XxPieTheifxX 6
I feel bad for you =(
PoisonGirlInc 0
That's just gross keep that shit clean
kaykay20 0
It was most likely the "dude" that shows surprise. Usually characterized by the way it is said and the situation. Understandable mistake but maybe look it up. Slang these days is widely used.
lizzypooh36 18
I found the comments to this FML hysterical.. hope I'm not the only one
wilsonchewy 0
I find your boobs awesome
keepingitnasty 15
Braid that jungle into cornrows, makes your cat look gangster.
RainbowPanda1699 0
I really want to ask my friend in Australia what he calls swim suits now.
DirtyJerzey8083 7
Wtf are bathers? Why did a man call you dude, and why would u wear a "bather" without at least shaving your bikini line??