Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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FunnyGuy5051 7
before I realized where u lived I was like "who would swim in the cold"
cupcakeluver1212 0
Are bather's swim suits?
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Comments (273)
mattorama 15
Invest in a black bikini if you don't want to shave!
NullPointer 20
That's hot. I'm guessing both the top and bottom were see through. Now to imaginationland.
DimezX 4
I read "bathers" as "brothers". Totally misleading. I thought you somehow had brothers with super powers. Dang it.
shepdog123 0
Are bathers shorts or something
smedic34 3
tha hell is a bather
taydubs21 0
Is a bather a swimsuit? (wondering for us stupid Americans ahhaha)
sabrinaFML 0
FAIL
Euphorically 14
Any other Australians cracking up at these comments? "wtf are bathers!?" "why would you call a chick dude!?"
Squeaky_Tomato 14
Haha I'm from the US and knew "bathers" means "swim suit." as for calling girls "dude" I hear that all the time too. Sadly the other Americans that post here must be stupid. >.
sabrinaFML 0
True nd im canadien
elmousey 5
It's pretty easy to figure out what bathers are in the context of this FML. I don't think this is why I would say most of the commenters are stupid though. There is plenty of other reasons for that.
SuperGirlTaDa 15
I'm Australian and I think I facepalmed Everytime someone asked what a bather is>.<. Even if you don't get it, I'm pretty sure the question was answered about 10 times =P. As for me I tend to call them swimmers or cozzies:D and as for OP, she doesn't have to shave if she doesn't feel comfortable..
SuperGirlTaDa 15
Oh yeah: I call all my girl friends dude? How is that so bad?
davek 36
YDI for wearing white bathers.
t_o_d_a_y 0
wax on wax off!