By bargainshopper - 16/10/2012 11:28 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
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Why would you get a white one to begin with?

flockz 19

i bet it was designed by a boardroom of men. we are such innovators sometimes!


Bummer OP :( ! This is why i never wear white bathing suits!

Ya Op why do you think they use white t shirts in a wet t shirt contest.

Hmm lets buy them full-price from now on shall we?

blcksocks 19

This FML is an example where we all wish there was a picture option along with text ...

what is OP??

32: it's "ostrich penis"

There are a few with a picture option but no boobies

No #32 it Optimus Prime. Everyone knows that.

Haha Ikr????

Eeeeyyyyyy sexy lady! OP, OP, OP, OP, OP See-through swimsuit style!

OP is organ planter.

You're a God...

Open punch Odorous pus Oedipus Online post Original poster Orc piss One of these

I've seen this FML before.

32: Op stands for original poster.

jvmateo 0

When you read it and actually think "KillJoke Unoversity" is a real thing...

OP actually means Orange Peeler.

I have a feeling most people just sung that in their head.

Damn right


It's implied that a white bikini is see-through.

Toasty283 8

Pics or it didn't happen.

OP stands for Original Peanut

Why would you get a white one to begin with?

White always makes me look more tan. So maybe OP was thinking the same? But I always run my swimsuits through water the first time before wearing them out just to make sure they aren't see through.

Because white is a symbol of purity and innocence... Oh wait.

Cause of White Pow--- Yea I don't know about this....

Ive read an fml like this, where the girl bought a stylish one but it gets see through when wet was weitten a little different, take this one off asshole mods

lexi365 20

Most white bikinis are not meant to be seen through. Mine isn't.

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Oh dear God.

Lucky boys who were in the pool! But embarrassing and awkward for you. That sucks OP.

winnerme123 8

I wish I would have been there. :)

Nightwing98 22

We need a pic to confirm this happened OP.

Get yer tits out for the boys! Feel for you, but hope you were Brazilian:(


As in dark nipples Brazilian?

As in not hairy downstairs, Brazilian.

You should've tested it out before wearing it in public op.

HanaFML 10

Not everyone remembers to do this. People make mistakes.

Obviously, otherwise she wouldn't have posted this FML.

This is the sole reason I don't wear white in general

I rarely wear white, myself. Only 'cause I'm klutzy and end up with Ex: red wine stains on my clothes. ):

The_F3rris 11

I wear white only on spring break.

Applepants 4

At least you aren't on your period. *Shivers*

That would have been a MUCH more embarrassing FML: Today, I wore my new white bikini and Aunt Flo decided to a make an angry appearance.... While I flashed the whole pool due to the opacity of my bargain suit. FML

Woulda been rocking a japanese flag

flockz 19

i bet it was designed by a boardroom of men. we are such innovators sometimes!

Just like the bra.

Natalle11 6

A man the created the tampon.... I feel bad for the woman who had to test it....

We're good at what we do

p3mguin 7

Yeah, white isn't to good for a bathing suit in the first place.

At least they were whistles.

Who needs x-ray vision when you're wearing a see-through bikini?