Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
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zach2519 0
Pics? I mean of your mom.
rickybobby_500 0
i bet your beautiful
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malyssa55 0
Umm just sayingg, everyone in my grade shops at American Eagle, and we're freshman. Wow, that really sucks. You'll probably look like her when you're older.
theoldGP 0
#30 it is definitely not designer. do you see high-end fashion models wearing their clothes? you wouldn't know designer clothing if it hit you in the face. i don't care that you rather buy cheap clothing...
ZING_MASTER 0
GILMORE GIRLS ZING!
Ohheyy 0
OMG sounds like my life! So not fair. i feel ya
alex_vik 1
#32 - I don't pay attention to fashion models, if you showed me one, I'd have no clue who they were. I just assumed they were designer seeing as they're always mixed in with Hollister and that other mall store when talking about clothes. And cheap clothing > cheaply made expensive clothing. And ZingMaster, you're annoying, you know?
Gaston_fml 0
Even if they were whistling at you, you shouldn't be smiling back. Wtf. Are you a dog? Or a bitch? Har har. Anyways, nice MILF.
Atropos_fml 0
American Eagle is quite expensive. Their underwear alone is ten dollars, on sale. And everything else is no lower than fifty.
neonoodle 0
seeing as how you turned and smiled at random strangers rudely whistling at you, you're probably ugly.
ramdoodle45 0
you sound fat... at least you weren't blocking their view with your stomach
FunniestGuyEver 0
I'll check out your mom. TWO TIMES!