Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
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Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
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zach2519 0
Pics? I mean of your mom.
rickybobby_500 0
i bet your beautiful
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hotdoggie 0
I like how some brands just conveniently pop up in some FML. I this happened to me I would have just put I was at the mall or shopping for clothes. This totally feels like it is part of some free advertising/marketing scheme for the TOTALLY LAME brand American Eagle.
hotdoggie 0
Seriously, who shops at American Eagle anyways? Other then people who don't understand the concept of looking good. The clothes suck!
meggles315 0
Haha, 5. In any event, how old are you? You shop with your mom, and you shop at American Eagle. 31 - Case in point. FML decidedly deserved.
firstnlast77 0
#6 a bunch of guys whistle as a joke Stacy's mom has got it going on
haxxx041 0
that happens to me all the time...except people say we look like sisters. u get used to it
whereisbob_fml 0
in the mind of a guy, whistling at daughter with her mum would seem a bit wrong. just too young.
yogs365 0
ha! srry its not yur fault yur moms a MILF
Powahouse 0
how do you figure that it was towards your mom anyways?
elpaso_fml 0
that has happened to me so many times!!! with my friend and my mom! i never get wistles : (
ClevelandRock 0
#12 and #21 took my comment!