Animals: Today, while laying on the couch my cat came and laid on me....

By Fat Arsed Lass - 01/06/2014 10:28 - New Zealand - East Tamaki

Today, while laying on the couch my cat came and laid on me. Turns out my ass is big enough for my 13 year old cat to walk around in circles, wash itself, stretch and sleep. FML

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By Jeanna S. - 23/11/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML

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Time to go to the vet

By Pooped - 08/09/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML

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By xXWhiteSheepXx - 08/04/2016 02:28 - United States - Omaha

Today, my cat likes to share my pillow at night. I guess she was extra comfortable last night, because she didn't bother getting off it to hack up a hairball. I woke up because I rolled my face onto it. FML

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It's always when your hands are full that your nose starts to itch

By Mightytall - 05/10/2019 20:00

Today, I found the perfect position on the couch, both feet up comfortably and my two cats curled up in my lap. Then, my foot started to itch. FML

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By dormeur - 18/01/2013 11:39 - France - Malakoff

Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a paw slap, then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML

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By crazycatlady - 24/08/2016 09:43 - United States - Ashland

Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML

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Thanks, Mr Whiskers

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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Nuts

By Almost neutered - 02/07/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, I was laying on the couch when my cat decided to join. Instead of jumping, he opted to climb. While he was climbing, he put his paw on my junk and got his claws stuck there. He then tried to force them out, which hurt even more. It took almost a full minute to break him free. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

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singer0421 32

Sunday 1 June 2014 19:39

Don't feel bad OP! Cats will sleep on anything. Plus, they can fit in or on anything, ya feel? If it fits it sits.

zoeeileen 6

Sunday 1 June 2014 19:39

at least your cat lies on you haha :)

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zoeeileen 6

Sunday 1 June 2014 19:39

at least your cat lies on you haha :)

NeatNit 32

Sunday 1 June 2014 19:55

don't lie OP, you liked it.

gramirez23 9

Sunday 1 June 2014 22:04

Ass don't lie either (; lol

hellnosucka 27

Sunday 1 June 2014 23:28

at least someone appreciates your ass.

cdawg69 10

Tuesday 3 June 2014 5:49

dat ass..

singer0421 32

Sunday 1 June 2014 19:39

Don't feel bad OP! Cats will sleep on anything. Plus, they can fit in or on anything, ya feel? If it fits it sits.

gracehi 31

Sunday 1 June 2014 19:39

Cats: They just think they can walk all over you!

alshygirl 14

Sunday 1 June 2014 19:39

You'd be surprised how small of a space they could utilize for all that. I wouldn't think too much into it

Kstruggles 15

Sunday 1 June 2014 21:18

This is exactly what I was thinking.

hellnosucka 27

Sunday 1 June 2014 23:37

everyone knows that nothing surpasses a multipurpose ass.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Tuesday 3 June 2014 22:13

Also depends on how big your cat is, honestly. I have a 5yo male that is 13lbs (he's muscular), a 7yo female that is 6-7lbs at the most, and a female that isn't even a year old yet that is about 5-6lbs and will probably be much bigger when she's fully grown. But no matter the size of the cat they can all do extremely agile/amazing things. So don't worry too much, OP. ;)

savannaharstill 8

Sunday 1 June 2014 19:41

Cats: they make the most out of a small space

gauravkunwar 12

Sunday 1 June 2014 19:42

you must've been looking all that in an awkward position

slooby_fml 25

Monday 2 June 2014 21:21

Or she felt it

HeadlessSparrow 20

Sunday 1 June 2014 19:42

That cat... Likes big butts and cannot lie

The_Big_Boss 20

Sunday 1 June 2014 21:10

The cat knows what to do with that big fat butt

zarrie_carrie281 21

Sunday 1 June 2014 19:43

taking "if it fits, I sits" to a whole new level

Kristoffer 35

Sunday 1 June 2014 19:43

Yeah, it doesn't take much. Almost any adult cat should be able to do it on all but the smallest adult butt. Now if it's an especially large cat and she's keeping to one cheek, then you might have cause to worry, but even then, feline maneuverability is not really a reliable measure of fitness.