By Fat Arsed Lass - 01/06/2014 10:28 - New Zealand - East Tamaki

Today, while laying on the couch my cat came and laid on me. Turns out my ass is big enough for my 13 year old cat to walk around in circles, wash itself, stretch and sleep. FML
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Don't feel bad OP! Cats will sleep on anything. Plus, they can fit in or on anything, ya feel? If it fits it sits.

at least your cat lies on you haha :)

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at least your cat lies on you haha :)

don't lie OP, you liked it.

Ass don't lie either (; lol

at least someone appreciates your ass.

cdawg69 10

dat ass..

Don't feel bad OP! Cats will sleep on anything. Plus, they can fit in or on anything, ya feel? If it fits it sits.

Cats: They just think they can walk all over you!

alshygirl 14

You'd be surprised how small of a space they could utilize for all that. I wouldn't think too much into it

This is exactly what I was thinking.

everyone knows that nothing surpasses a multipurpose ass.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Also depends on how big your cat is, honestly. I have a 5yo male that is 13lbs (he's muscular), a 7yo female that is 6-7lbs at the most, and a female that isn't even a year old yet that is about 5-6lbs and will probably be much bigger when she's fully grown. But no matter the size of the cat they can all do extremely agile/amazing things. So don't worry too much, OP. ;)

Cats: they make the most out of a small space

you must've been looking all that in an awkward position

HeadlessSparrow 20

That cat... Likes big butts and cannot lie

The_Big_Boss 20

The cat knows what to do with that big fat butt

zarrie_carrie281 21

taking "if it fits, I sits" to a whole new level

Kristoffer 35

Yeah, it doesn't take much. Almost any adult cat should be able to do it on all but the smallest adult butt. Now if it's an especially large cat and she's keeping to one cheek, then you might have cause to worry, but even then, feline maneuverability is not really a reliable measure of fitness.

Don't lose that butt. It's apparently a really great bed and can be a wonderful pillow for people.

DontClickOnMe 28

Unless it starts to fart.