Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
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zach2519 0
Pics? I mean of your mom.
rickybobby_500 0
i bet your beautiful
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JeanNe91 0
hi, stacy.
Atropos_fml 0
Your mom buys you clothes at American Eagle. Your life is definitely not ******.
prp11408 0
God, i feel for you. I get that all the time! My mom attracts all the attention, i've even had alot of marrige propsals from guys that hope i'll turn out like her. Ugh! =P
amodelqueso 0
See since you didnt explain HOW in the world you knew they where SPECIFICALLY whistling at your mom I simply don't believe you bout this one. Oh, and most of the people above me are right, if you're buying entire sets of clothes at American Eagle, your economic status clearly over-rides how attractive or unattractive you are affects the "******-ness" of your life.
soozin 0
..Guys, just cause she goes to American Eagle, doesn't necessarily mean that she's 11 or that she's wealthy I know girls who work, only to spend all their money on clothing. And I knew a girl who was of the lower class but remarked that she didn't care if she spent all her parents money on JUICY clothing. God, I hope she's grown up.. (This was during middle school)
Silhouette_fml 0
How old is your mom? Or rather... how old does she look?
SIK07GTSTANG 0
Hey, if your moms a MILF then there's no problem.
alliexdork 0
Thats happened to me once lol
theoldGP 0
wait...everyone thinks American Eagle is for wealthy people? are you ******** me? its like moderate end clothing.. not designer JESUS. where do you live? in the west? anyways. yeah this happened to me too, but i just got over it. pretty soon it started happening to me.
alex_vik 1
#29 - American Eagle not designer? Are you ******** me? Also, their clothing is expensive and ugly, I'd rather spend 10 bucks on a nice looking shirt than 50 bucks on a hoodie that looks like it was poorly manufactured.