Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
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Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
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zach2519 0
Pics? I mean of your mom.
rickybobby_500 0
i bet your beautiful
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Rodgpodge 0
post pics of your mom?
cyberhoy 3
i know some pretty hot moms but isn't really an FML ive episodes of Maury where the girls boyfriend/fiance had sex with her mother that's an FML
jaygill12 0
How can you possibly know if they were whistling at your mother? Did you go ask them yourself?
400382 0
if you're still getting mommy to shop for your clothes then maybe you're not really old enough to have guys gawking over you :)
youreawhore 0
MILF? Also stop making assumptions about the OP's appearance, just because she responded to some whistling doesn't make her ugly/fat/desperate, it sounds like they were actually cute, young guys if she would smile back.
Leoplum 0
And that's what you get for shopping at American Eagle.
anaphaseii 0
Would this be the wrong place to say that I got one of my favorite shirts this year at AE on the sale rack for like $7? Everything else was too expensive for me, what can I say.
sLap_fml 0
yes, american eagle is quite expensive. all their stuff looks the same and the only thing decent that comes from their store are jeans. you are not 11 just because you shop there, maybe where you live just doesn't have any decent stores..
smarties25 0
akward...
castnerinho 0
how can you know?
dg72592_fml 0
dang a lot of american eagle hate lol. its just a store, like any other it can have bargains on clearance & it can have overpriced crap. i have a few jeans and tank tops from there, i also have a few jeans & tank tops from the salvation army... they all look nice and were decently priced so who cares? also... it is not designer, nor is hollister. designer would be like dolce & gabbana, gucci, fendi, prada, ferragamo etc. basically if it is named after the clothing designer.