Love, Transportation and Break-ups: Scene from a movie - FML

Scene from a movie

By Mel - 06/03/2022 00:01

Today, I'm crying in an Uber because my significant other just broke up with me. I'm crying quietly but there's no way the driver hasn't noticed at this point. I'm OK with him not saying anything, but he also hasn't changed the music. All that's playing is Pink, and not the loud, girl-power songs, but the sad, slow ones about love. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 27

Monday 7 March 2022 0:29

Oh no! Another person can’t read your mind? I wonder if there is some way to let them know what you’re thinking?

Roan13 7

Sunday 6 March 2022 22:27

So What, you're still a rockstar, right? ;) But in all seriousness, the truth about love is that it's nasty and salty. Soon you'll be wondering "why did I ever like you?" and saying "to hell wit ya" to that person ;) Ok, actual seriousness (I apologise, I've been pretty much a lifelong pink fan since being a young child so I couldn't resist some references), love can suck, but you gotta pick yourself up and know you're better than them, you can find your happy ending with someone.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 March 2022 16:02

Tell him to put on NPR. The news will certainly cheer you up. No, wait...

Roan13 7

Sunday 6 March 2022 22:27

So What, you're still a rockstar, right? ;) But in all seriousness, the truth about love is that it's nasty and salty. Soon you'll be wondering "why did I ever like you?" and saying "to hell wit ya" to that person ;) Ok, actual seriousness (I apologise, I've been pretty much a lifelong pink fan since being a young child so I couldn't resist some references), love can suck, but you gotta pick yourself up and know you're better than them, you can find your happy ending with someone.

bigredmonkeybutt 27

Monday 7 March 2022 0:29

Oh no! Another person can’t read your mind? I wonder if there is some way to let them know what you’re thinking?

JBChristian 47

Monday 14 March 2022 15:48

This. One can’t ever expect someone else to read minds.

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