By nick - 22/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML
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Ewwww, you best take a shower after going in the kiddie pool because most likely you're covered in piss.

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Ewwww, you best take a shower after going in the kiddie pool because most likely you're covered in piss.

code2264 0

You're life isn't f'ed; you're taking a cruise. Unless you're David Foster Wallace, that is.

Meow34 0

LMFAO. Well at least you weren't screaming or anything when you were in the kiddie pool.. that would have been embarrassing. This isn't much of a 'FML' tbh.

dude, op said they woke up and was screaming uncontrollably.

TheeCrust 0

Thats such a stupid story... Sounds like BS too all the way

Meow34 0

Ooops, you were screaming. My bad.

DaftPyramid 0

I have a hard time feeling sorry for anyone who is on a cruise.