FML : Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to...

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Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 29 October 2012 17:59 / United States - Oklahoma City

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By Duladian | 19

#5095119 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:41

Happens to all of us. Just sucks when it does

By zingline89 | 18

#5095167 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:47

That happened to me once. Except it was at the zoo. And it was a gorilla that waved at me. He was not as friendly up close.

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By Duladian | 19

#5095119 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:41

Happens to all of us. Just sucks when it does

onlychildFTW | 33

#5095851 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 01:41

I don't know if it happens to all of us. But I would assume its awkward and very embarrassing.

xSonic | 9

#5096699 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 08:42

He was talking to all of US. Not you. See 36, it just happened to you (:

By halzmac | 5

#5095129 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:42

Oh no. I hope you got out of there as fast as possible! :p

By Reeserr | 3

#5095132 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:42

Awkward...

MelTheGreat | 23

#5095284 - Monday 29 October 2012 11:10

So is this comment.

EverestMelting | 23

#5096221 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 03:45

^ So was that one.

By fadingaway | 16

#5095147 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:44

That sucks. Hopefully he was nice enough to see it was just an honest mistake and laugh it off. Props for having the confidence to approach him.

By MURIKKA | 11

#5095154 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:44

That's a shame, the food court would've been such a romantic place for you two to hit it off.

gc327072 | 29

#5095200 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:51

"You like pizza?! OMG me too!!!1!!1!" Yep, plenty of soulmates in the food court.

Duladian | 19

#5095219 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:56

Soul food. Soul mates. Hey it could work!

Parky03 | 9

#5095498 - Monday 29 October 2012 11:59

Your not truly American if you don't like pizza.

the_smart_way | 10

#5096133 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 03:07

There goes that stereotype rearing it's ugly head again

By cheekyterier | 13

#5095158 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:45

give him your number anyway...they'll break up eventually

Axipiter | 24

#5095179 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:48

Haha! Especially after the "Who the hell was that!?" conversation that most likely ensued!

Vball6 | 19

#5095223 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:57

Yeah, just walk up to a random guy who was calling his girlfriend and hand him your number, sounds smart. How can you be so sure they'll break up anyway? Omg.

ambear26 | 14

#5095788 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 01:18

You don't even know them..... How do you know they will break up?

cheekyterier | 13

#5097115 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 11:42

well, all's fair in love and war.

_wraith | 15

#5097595 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 04:05

45 - you're fourteen. What do you know about love or war?

mjacv2 | 5

#5099846 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 05:40

Duh! She has seen a lot of movies...

By zingline89 | 18

#5095167 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:47

That happened to me once. Except it was at the zoo. And it was a gorilla that waved at me. He was not as friendly up close.

crazytwinsmom | 25

#5095230 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:58

My favorite comment yet!

KrazieKleo | 13

#5095823 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 01:31

Gorilla? Fuck I thought that was my uncle the whole time :(.

By AH1Zviper | 15

#5095175 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:47

Just go ahead and pretend you were going to say hi to your boyfriend. " Oh, you were saying hi to your girlfriend? Sorry, I was waving hi to my boyfriend... Who's waaaayyyy over there."

By hapy_pig098 | 13

#5095181 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:48

Let me guess no love life i bet you wanna be kristin stewart right now

AH1Zviper | 15

#5099379 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 02:11

Who in their right mind would want to be kristen stewart? She's the justin bieber of movies. That and the sparkly fairy.

By kyleekay | 24

#5095188 - Monday 29 October 2012 10:49

That's why you never walk up to a random person who you suspect is staring at you. In my experience, the person who I thought was looking at me usually never was.