Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me...

By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By ouch - 28/04/2012 06:54 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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Good bye!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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Stalker vibes

By liz - 21/05/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By purpledp12 - 11/02/2010 09:12 - United States

Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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Duladian 19

Monday 29 October 2012 22:41

Happens to all of us. Just sucks when it does

zingline89 18

Monday 29 October 2012 22:47

That happened to me once. Except it was at the zoo. And it was a gorilla that waved at me. He was not as friendly up close.

Comments

Duladian 19

Monday 29 October 2012 22:41

Happens to all of us. Just sucks when it does

onlychildFTW 33

Tuesday 30 October 2012 1:41

I don't know if it happens to all of us. But I would assume its awkward and very embarrassing.

xSonic 9

Tuesday 30 October 2012 8:42

He was talking to all of US. Not you. See 36, it just happened to you (:

Emma Marshall 19

Monday 28 May 2018 11:39

I don't think this happens to all of us lol.

halzmac 5

Monday 29 October 2012 22:42

Oh no. I hope you got out of there as fast as possible! :p

Reeserr 3

Monday 29 October 2012 22:42

Awkward...

MelTheGreat 23

Monday 29 October 2012 23:10

So is this comment.

EverestMelting 23

Tuesday 30 October 2012 3:45

^ So was that one.

fadingaway 17

Monday 29 October 2012 22:44

That sucks. Hopefully he was nice enough to see it was just an honest mistake and laugh it off. Props for having the confidence to approach him.

MURIKKA 11

Monday 29 October 2012 22:44

That's a shame, the food court would've been such a romantic place for you two to hit it off.

gc327072 30

Monday 29 October 2012 22:51

"You like pizza?! OMG me too!!!1!!1!" Yep, plenty of soulmates in the food court.

Duladian 19

Monday 29 October 2012 22:56

Soul food. Soul mates. Hey it could work!

Parky03 9

Monday 29 October 2012 23:59

Your not truly American if you don't like pizza.

the_smart_way 10

Tuesday 30 October 2012 3:07

There goes that stereotype rearing it's ugly head again

cheekyterier 13

Monday 29 October 2012 22:45

give him your number anyway...they'll break up eventually

Axipiter 24

Monday 29 October 2012 22:48

Haha! Especially after the "Who the hell was that!?" conversation that most likely ensued!

Vball6 19

Monday 29 October 2012 22:57

Yeah, just walk up to a random guy who was calling his girlfriend and hand him your number, sounds smart. How can you be so sure they'll break up anyway? Omg.

ambear26 14

Tuesday 30 October 2012 1:18

You don't even know them..... How do you know they will break up?

cheekyterier 13

Tuesday 30 October 2012 11:42

well, all's fair in love and war.

_wraith 15

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:05

45 - you're fourteen. What do you know about love or war?

mjacv2 5

Wednesday 31 October 2012 5:40

Duh! She has seen a lot of movies...

zingline89 18

Monday 29 October 2012 22:47

That happened to me once. Except it was at the zoo. And it was a gorilla that waved at me. He was not as friendly up close.

crazytwinsmom 25

Monday 29 October 2012 22:58

My favorite comment yet!

KrazieKleo 13

Tuesday 30 October 2012 1:31

Gorilla? **** I thought that was my uncle the whole time :(.

AH1Zviper 15

Monday 29 October 2012 22:47

Just go ahead and pretend you were going to say hi to your boyfriend. " Oh, you were saying hi to your girlfriend? Sorry, I was waving hi to my boyfriend... Who's waaaayyyy over there."

hapy_pig098 13

Monday 29 October 2012 22:48

Let me guess no love life i bet you wanna be kristin stewart right now

AH1Zviper 15

Wednesday 31 October 2012 2:11

Who in their right mind would want to be kristen stewart? She's the justin bieber of movies. That and the sparkly fairy.

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 29 October 2012 22:49

That's why you never walk up to a random person who you suspect is staring at you. In my experience, the person who I thought was looking at me usually never was.