By sierraisfucked - United States
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
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By  plethora  |  3

Aaaand you didn't think to pretend it wasn't you? Give him a shortened version of your name or something, then get his number and exit (casually) stage left. Too easy.

By  Peroxide  |  3

Sounds like you're totally out of control. Your mum needs to get one of those child harnesses with a leash. You won't be embaressed over the intercom anymore.