By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 14:25 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 179
You deserved it 40 083

Same thing different taste

Top comments

DontModMeDammit 10
Carbonite2010 0

At least you don't have UTI RIGHT?


Jakesterk96 8

Does this FML remind anyone of Todd glass' awful prank show?

YDI for getting a STD. Those things can be prevented SO EASILY.

hawaiianfire 0
Torva_fml 16

Just wanted to inform everyone, STD's are now called STI's. (infections instead of diseases, as most can be cured)

i_amthe_walrus 0

STI's can be cured but STD's can not. A STD is a STI essentially but a STI is not a STD. They are two different things hence why they are two different terms. You don't know if OP and everyone are actually talking about a STD not just a STI.

79 went into too much detail... In summary ... Sucks to be her

jam531 3

Some are called std's n some r called sti 's

Damn_Hippster 11

^ I sincerely hope your trolling with that comment

enonymous 8

UTI and STD sound like a sexy sub model of a Car by GM Tahoe STD edition


Don't be a fool, wrap the tool!! Wrap it before you tap it!! Contain it before you try and tame it!!! ....... I'll be here all week...

fromthesuck 8

A little rubber goes a long way. I Should sell that slogan to both Goodyear and Trojan.

nothing like the smell of blue waffle in the morning..

n_epic_fail 14

189 - Would that not make it STBAD? This is why dumbasses themselves should not make up acronyms.

fmlover1326 1

190 - you're a dumbass because you do not have to use small, meaningless words in akronyms.

Apparently in the land of FML there is no such thing as a victim of an STI. Nevermind the various ways these can be transmitted, and because its preventable if you are extremely diligent you must...therefore...deserve it? I don't quite follow the logic, since you could say that about almost anything, but whatever, I should stop expecting logical arguments on this site...

wanna_bee 8

157 If you live in Lawton you must live near Fort Sill--near all the Army training--so I find your picture very appropriate. Ill be at Fort Sill in 11 days. Looking forward to basic.

aine1111 0

I didn't know Snooki went on FML.

squirrels_curls 0

technically its a girl, they get the sane symptoms as uti's. you dont know how they got it so dont assume they sleep with everyone.

1st Who the **** are you talking to? 2nd Where the **** is he gender distinguished?

3rd, sane symptoms? Guys get crazy symptoms? WTF?

Why thank you Watson. No shit by the way.

I guess this person thinks she is pregnant because he put " it's a girl" that's my best guess to try to make this make any sense.

Llama_Face89 33

64- they're finally classifying children as STDs?! My hard work and constant one man protests paid off!!!

Tswift0806 3

Well it's not a very good boyfriend or girlfriend if they didn't tell them they had an STD.

desireev 17

There is a chance that they didn't know. Or it could have been a drunken fling or many different things. But all of that is irrelevant. People need to stop making shit up and making assumptions! It's ridiculous! I mean, c'mon!! Find something ******* smart to say instead of the stories you make up and your ridiculous assumptions!!

132 - It's time to call the Redundancy Department of Redundancy.

Juuussst would like to point out that OP is probably a girl. Women get UTIs VERY easily because of how our lovely bodies are made. Men aren't really susceptible to them, although they can get them.

wanna_bee 8

132 If you have a problem with it, why exactly are you reading it? Obviously other people find it entertaining and don't want comments that attempt to demolish and abolish the fun we have.

Brian how are you? And if I remember correctly you came Into my pharmacy looking for pills for your STDs.

farnsworth 3

Good news everyone! I've been working on a new capsule that cures aids! Now if only I can get it out of the suppository stage...

ladybug656 0

How funny I read comment 151 in professor Fawnsworths voice :)

Cynical_in_SK 6

You know...there are these wonderful things called condoms. They are really simple to use and are very effective at preventing STD's.

heyyy464 1

I seriously hope this person knows you can get an STD from oral sex as well..

Cynical_in_SK 6

Oh you hope it's a joke huh? Why is that exactly?

heyyy464 1

Because you can still get some STDs with a condom on

Cynical_in_SK 6

Of course I know you can get STD's from oral sex. That's why condoms should be used during fellatio...hence the existence of flavoured condoms, and *********** should be avoided unless you know your partners is clean.

Cynical.. read 19's comment and try again. Condoms help but they don't guarantee shit..

Cynical_in_SK 6're the moron 21! they not teach sex ed where you and 6 are from?. Look...STD's are transmitted through the exchange of bodily fluids. Condoms, when used properly, are very effective at preventing the exchange of bodily fluids and therefore the transmission of STD's. They aren't 100%, but then nothing is, and it's a hell of a lot better than unprotected sex. So why don't you guys STFU about things you apparently know nothing about!

Squirrelx 5

Some STDs can be spread from skin to skin contact. And condoms don't always prevent STDs.

*********** should just "be avoided" eh? Where do you get your information? Ever heard of a dental dam? Also, herpes and HPV can be spread easily even WITH proper use of condoms, since transmission is through contact, not exchange of fluids. Condoms help, but aren't perfect. Most people in OP's position get STI's from dishonest partners who cheat.'re the moron 27! Condoms aren't 100%, hence, you can still get STDs.

desireev 17

What if she was married and her husband was cheating? Married couples tend to not use condoms. People need to get off OPs ass! I'm sure she feels stupid enough at the fact that she has an STD.. Leave the poor girl alone!

NikkiFlysKites 8

5, no one said NOT to use condoms. The way you put it, it seemed like you were saying that condoms are 100%.

What the **** is wrong with you idiots? Cynical clearly said "very effective", not 100% effective. And you're attacking her and thumbing her down WHY exactly? All of you shut your dumb ******* mouths and learn to READ. Jesus Howard Christ!

I thumbed down because it's actually very easy to get an STD and I didn't like the judgmental tone of the post.

Doc - she was kind of saying the OP should have used a condom, when we don't know if the OP did or not because, like people said, condoms aren't 100% and some STDs are skin-to-skin contact.

ThatLooksSticky 16

Yeah, you can get some STDs trough oral sex, but I doubt any of them would lead a person to believe s/he has a urinary tract infection.

mikeeg 0

^ that argument was more entertaining than the OP!

It is NOT very easy to get an STD if you're smart about it. Everyone here is busy making assumptions about how OP contracted the STD rather than realising that Cynical's original comment is 100% correct. Without further information, continued arguing is futile. Let's just all move along and start harassing someone who actually made a stupid comment. They aren't hard to find.

i always wondered what the h stood for in his name. thanks doc

yumlicious 4

NuWait, wait, wait! HOLD ON! I thought STI was the new PC word and that STD was a no-no? Anyway...

clearly it says STD not STI so your argument is shut down.

yumlicious 4

STI is the new term for STD, haha. My health teacher crammed the term into my brain.

The_Troller 14

^ Well some people don't know the difference and OP couldve been one of them

Doc, are you an attending at your hospital? If so, can I apply there?

Horcruxer 0

Boring argument, condoms aren't 100% effective bottom line or jus stay away from filthy creatures damn

Krystaliph 0

5- What kind of sex ed are you being taught? And avoid cunninglus? Guys get nasty things too.

WickedGinger 2

Hate to break it to you...but in medicine, we still call them STD's, disease merely indicates a medical condition, not necessarily the treatability of the condition.

MedKits - yes I am. We could always use some more good PAs. :) Come on by and drop off an application.

lescarter6907 0

Ok why is everyone assuming it's the authors fault? Maybe just maybe their mate is the one that should have used a condom!

Why would that be a joke? That's what they do and a lot more people should use them, especially to avoid situations like these.

wanna_bee 8

37 Why must you make up excuse for the woman/man who tramps around and has naughty vulgar sex any time she can. The moment OP posted this she/he was setting herself/himself up for a failure of an FML. If you are going to post an STD FML you deserve to get ragged on.

Airman1988 9

Hopefully it's of the treatable variety because thats as good as it gets for you from here

wolfvamp 0

if its not he wont get any for a long time

flockz 19

use a condom. you had a decent ****, but ended up getting majorly screwed.

A similar feeling to shoplifting I guess ^_^ You get some good free loot and then you are stuck with that awful feeling after. But I've never stole anything or had unsafe sex ;D

flockz 19

simple logic: who has STD's? -******/manwhores why do they have STD's? -they **** lots of people how can they **** alot of people? -they're somewhat decent looking more attractive people=more fuckable therefore OP got her STD from a decent ****.

ElenaGrayce 0

You can get an STD from ONE TIME having sex. Plenty of people lose their virginity to their high school sweetheart who also claims to be a virgin, and then when they turn up with an STD realize their partner is a liar. So no, not just ***** and ****** get STD's, dipshit.

Sorry to hear that Hope they can treat it