Surprise!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 18:40 - United States

Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
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Doortje 29

Don't worry, in a few more months you'll probably have that bladder infection too.

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ALDi 0

you can still sit on the toilet for that

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mycookiezz 0

When j read this FML, I immediately thought of the "The More You Know" commercial taking place as she left the office, lmao

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VinegarStrokes 0

Congrats on not having a bladder infection!!!

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TheDrop 0

can someone say coat hanger?

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TheTweaker 0

You should be sucking instead of *******.

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QueenOfBoredom 0

tsk tsk youre terrible but i guess i am too because i laughed

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tacobird123 7

I've read one similar to this one, only she came to check in on her flu.

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Ranimal 12

Nothing is 100% except no sex or anal. Get with the program.

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insanesna1l 0

for a bladder infection? at least it was good news all round

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AmbrosiaFan 18

NOTHING is 100% except for abstinence or anal or oral.

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mickey2088 15

Anal isn't 100% only not having sex is 100%

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nathan5 0

Hmmm...this sounds like every T.V drama I've ever seen.

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Doortje 29

Don't worry, in a few more months you'll probably have that bladder infection too.

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fudgeeocookies 10

Well that must suck. I hope you like the dude who did the deed.

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