Health: Surprise!

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 18:40 - United States

Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML

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Doortje 29

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:29

Don't worry, in a few more months you'll probably have that bladder infection too.

xXxSophiexXx 8

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:25

I guess next time use protection...

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ALDi 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:24

you can still sit on the toilet for that

mycookiezz 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 4:36

When j read this FML, I immediately thought of the "The More You Know" commercial taking place as she left the office, lmao

meowmeowwkitty 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 4:56

lmao

VinegarStrokes 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 5:54

Congrats on not having a bladder infection!!!

TheDrop 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 9:04

can someone say coat hanger?

TheTweaker 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 9:52

You should be sucking instead of *******.

QueenOfBoredom 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 20:42

tsk tsk youre terrible but i guess i am too because i laughed

z620 0

Monday 14 February 2011 5:46

*****. maybe?

tacobird123 7

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:24

I've read one similar to this one, only she came to check in on her flu.

Sirin_fml 46

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:29

Do you have a link?

xXxSophiexXx 8

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:25

I guess next time use protection...

dragonaair 5

Sunday 13 February 2011 9:07

Protection doesn't always work.

Ranimal 12

Sunday 13 February 2011 9:39

Nothing is 100% except no sex or anal. Get with the program.

Minky1996 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 11:28

sooo... anal?

insanesna1l 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:28

for a bladder infection? at least it was good news all round

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 15 February 2011 21:22

NOTHING is 100% except for abstinence or anal or oral.

mickey2088 15

Saturday 20 August 2016 9:22

Anal isn't 100% only not having sex is 100%

simplyplain100 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:25

:( uh oh

DogmaT_fml 4

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:26

YAHH TRICK

geoLa16 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:27

good luck with that

minisquid 9

Sunday 11 September 2011 7:30

Congrats OP!!!

nathan5 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:28

Hmmm...this sounds like every T.V drama I've ever seen.

Pisces86 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:28

Typical fml

Doortje 29

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:29

Don't worry, in a few more months you'll probably have that bladder infection too.

fudgeeocookies 10

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:32

Well that must suck. I hope you like the dude who did the deed.

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