By Justkillme - 15/11/2018 03:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 691
You deserved it 444
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

RichardPencil 30

By “feelings”, do you mean a burning sensation when you pee?

33 0
sunnyray812 42

And THIS is exactly why we all need to ask for proof of STD testing before we sleep with someone.

18 3

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Disgusting creature. I hope you trashed his stuff, and told his parents and friends what he did. Humiliation is not enough compensation for what he did to you, but it's a start.

7 11
manb91uk 22

It takes two to catch an STI; The idiot who isn't being safe and the bigger idiot for not having the sense to shut it down.

4 0
sunnyray812 42

And THIS is exactly why we all need to ask for proof of STD testing before we sleep with someone.

18 3
ThrottleJockey 35

Monogamy isn't sounding so bad now, is it?

6 5
RichardPencil 30

By “feelings”, do you mean a burning sensation when you pee?

33 0
corrupteddevil 12

Possibly just late stage chlamydia and she is actually becoming delusional.

1 0
whiskey'swino 15

The gift that keeps on giving! You gave him a burning heart, he gave you burning parts.

7 1
Mark Williams 5

Got no glove, get no love. Always use a rubber.

6 0
EmDizzle2007 28

no one appreciates honesty anymore.

1 0
maroongrad 13

And THAT is why you always use condoms and always have the STD/baby discussion before making the beast with two backs.

0 0