Ouch

By Anonymous - 01/04/2018 05:00

Spicy
Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

When they say "just stick the tip in", this is really not what was intended.

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RichardPencil 30

That would piss me off! Except it probably would squirt out in all directions.

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RichardPencil 30

That would piss me off! Except it probably would squirt out in all directions.

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Zekfen 17

Just like a kidney stone, this too shall pass!

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Not exactly sure how it works, but I hope that they have some way of getting it out pain-free.

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Dave_Davington 33

When they say "just stick the tip in", this is really not what was intended.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

I think next time should just use a condom.

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boopingsnoot 24

The q-tip was in this man's penis.

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boopingsnoot 24

Whoos wrong comment

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Lobby_Bee 17

That's why they call it a snatch.

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boopingsnoot 24

The q-tip was in this man's penis.

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blink831forever 13

That is a serious ouch.....did the doctor ever get it removed? WTF?! I'm so sorry man. I hope you ended up with a clean bill of health.

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manb91uk 22

You are so riddled with Infections that your acidic penis is wrecking the equipment. STIs are not Pokemon - you're not supposed to catch 'en all!

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Glowworm56 26

This made me wince a bit. I once got two q-tip heads stuck inside my ears--one for each--and had no idea except that my ears hurt. That was the last time I ever used q-tips in my ears.

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