Tori Amos?

By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
I agree, your life sucks 217
You deserved it 2 285

Same thing different taste

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Marcella1016 31

Damn y’all need to work on your communication. Or work out the terms of your breakup. At best, you guys don’t respect each other, and at worst, your relationship is just straight-up toxic. Break up, have fun, and grow up a little before you step into your next commitment.

YDI. When I was dating my now wife, if I wanted to hang with my buddies instead of her, I called her and asked if it would be ok to cancel and I would make it up. She did the same with me. I guess common courtesy is dead now.

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Marcella1016 31

Damn y’all need to work on your communication. Or work out the terms of your breakup. At best, you guys don’t respect each other, and at worst, your relationship is just straight-up toxic. Break up, have fun, and grow up a little before you step into your next commitment.

YDI. When I was dating my now wife, if I wanted to hang with my buddies instead of her, I called her and asked if it would be ok to cancel and I would make it up. She did the same with me. I guess common courtesy is dead now.

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Too bad ya'll can't figure out how to club together.

This FML is a work of art of perfect symmatry!