Damn y’all need to work on your communication. Or work out the terms of your breakup. At best, you guys don’t respect each other, and at worst, your relationship is just straight-up toxic. Break up, have fun, and grow up a little before you step into your next commitment.

YDI. When I was dating my now wife, if I wanted to hang with my buddies instead of her, I called her and asked if it would be ok to cancel and I would make it up. She did the same with me. I guess common courtesy is dead now.

1. Kim K 2. The Central Park Karen 3. Kristen Chenoweth I'll await my prize!

"If you like piña coladas..."

Too bad ya'll can't figure out how to club together.

This FML is a work of art of perfect symmatry!