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By Anonymous / Wednesday 18 July 2012 17:00 / United States - Chicago
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By  mrshaffer  |  2

Dumbass

By  Sarkisa54  |  5

Don't you know what your car looks like?

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  metalwolf  |  17

Back at my old apartment someone else had the exact same color and model car. Even the few months that i had the CB radio in my car removed, i still had the antenna on my trunk so i wouldn't confuse his or her car for mine.

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  xleanne_aLly  |  23

LOL that happened to me before. I came out of the store I didn't notice someone parked the same colour of van beside my grams so I just got in it and started talking. Then I looked up and it was some lady looking at me with a "WTF" expression. xD

By  perdix  |  29

If you just opened the door, you didn't "bust in." Just because you are a car-stealin' bad-ass in Grand Theft Auto, doesn't mean you are not a mild-mannered limp dick in real life.

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I swear you comment on like every FML post there is.

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  thatKidzmOm  |  10

AND he gets thumbed up more than he gets thumbed down...which means the rest of us enjoy his comments as well! So go away until you can think of something worth reading...

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  soccerguy2  |  11

OP- Oh i didn't know we locked the doors. Let me get out my key. Damnit, my key isn't working. I guess I'll just have to break the window. *smash* Shit this isn't our car. *walks away slowly as if nothing happened*

By  Bonzer  |  1

You would think you could tell immediately if it wasn't your car. Unless it was your friend's car. Either way if you were blonde this would make an excellent blonde moment.

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