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fail
I believe you will find that this is an epic fail... what with the OP's car just being across the street and all. ;-)
Just give him an old fashioned and all will be forgiven
I am sure that is what all car thieves tell the cops
You don't recognize the license plate? OP was probably dropped when he was little.
yes. fail indeed. OP first off I'm going to assume you had a key because you didn't say you didn't. so if the key isn't working wouldn't you step back and think for a minute? and maybe glance inside your car? now even if this car was identical inside and out why would you decide to break your window? you realize you'd have to pay for it so unless there was an emergency I don't see why you would.
agree with #39 wudnt u c wats in the car b4 u try 2 break in??
why can't people type things like normal people, instead of cuz and b4 it's really annoying
why break the window????
wow if your key doesn't fit break the window??? wow....that's just amazing your key stopped working overnight
Why didn't you check the plates?
never assume. to assume is to make oneself a dumbass.
47 - Nice stock photo. Apparently you have neither beauty nor brawn!
I sure hope that OP was at least drunk when he done that
wow what's wrong with you?
whats wrong with all of you? including the next person who comments... did I win?
Yes because breaking your own window definitely beats calling a locksmith or the police to jimmy the lock... I haven't used the word fucktard in years but you, OP, are the very definition...
agreed
Did you use your tinfoil hat to break the window?
Some people just don't have the time to call a locksmith or the police, and probably 50% of the things locked in the car with the keys include the phone, as it would be with the keys? Well, that is how I organise my things.
I'm goin' 'round the neighbour hood trying to open doors and if I can't open them I'll throw logs at the window.. Cuz OP is smartecated!
then there's the license plate.
you always check if the shit inside your car is yours.
i know, seriously...
Don't people just look at the license plate anymore!
OP = Orgasmic Penetration. I'd tell you to ask your mom to explain it further, but that last donkey punch I gave her really scrambled her brain.
Original poster...
original poster; orange pussy; origami penis; oily prick... take your pick
Noob. Orgasmic penguin.
Failing that there is still the licence plate -.- btw jewban nice username , shalom .
gracias ;)
****... didn't you notice that it wasn't your car? Fail.
If that was the case, he'd deserve it even more.
There are also this thing called keys, they unlock the lock they are made for. Logic would prove that if they don't work on the one you are trying to use it on, it ain't yours. OP=dumb ass
shut up # 4 obviously it was a mistake and the car was the same make and model as the other car so I doubt it was his fault so I think the only f#%*tard here is u FYL #4
4 makes a valid point 20-30 bucks to get a locksmith or replace a window. I'd think most people with half a brain would go for the locksmith.
Did you break a window to do it? I've walked up to the wrong car in a lot but am usually tipped off by the interior being different or the key not working.
And the likely hood of the car being the exact same color, clean or dirty? This person is truly a fucktard
Wow, your life is so hard. Should we get you a consolation prize? Or maybe a tampon?
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Yes because breaking your own window definitely beats calling a locksmith or the police to jimmy the lock... I haven't used the word fucktard in years but you, OP, are the very definition...
wow what's wrong with you?