Transportation: Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd...

By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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You deserved it 2 487

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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You deserved it 46 318

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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Ninja move

By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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You deserved it 39 653

By unfortunatelyunlucky - 12/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML

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You deserved it 2 602

By Perplexed - 19/01/2013 13:14 - United States - Sioux Falls

Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML

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You deserved it 3 478

By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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You deserved it 2 238

Vandals!

By volvo_owner - 10/02/2021 02:01 - Germany - Harsefeld

Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML

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You deserved it 72

By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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You deserved it 6 092

Useless

By markyvilla - 15/04/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML

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You deserved it 6 010

cmonger 27

Saturday 3 January 2015 23:54

At least they didn't steal your wallet.

certde 0

Friday 12 March 2010 17:31

Oh, that was YOUR car?

Comments

OneHottBaby 1

Friday 12 March 2010 16:13

Nothin stolen?

maskedman 9

Friday 12 March 2010 16:20

I was thinking the same question. It most likely was just a scorned lover.

alleyx3 0

Friday 12 March 2010 16:24

woow how is that possible

IlikePancakesAnd 0

Friday 12 March 2010 16:28

Well, what kind of gun was it?

Monikabug 9

Friday 12 March 2010 16:42

Why is everyone losing their wallets today? Grrr

Blue_Coconuts 7

Friday 12 March 2010 17:30

Because people aren't smart enough to keep them in their back pocket/purse.

blastvortex 3

Friday 12 March 2010 18:17

You've got that right! People should never take their wallets out of their clothes before they wash them!

ReyEr9412 0

Friday 12 March 2010 19:06

We need wallets to be grafted to our skin. Then this would never have happened.

nazooer 11

Friday 12 March 2010 21:12

Am I the only one noticing the typo in this?

xtwizt3dxlif3x 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:00

yea I think your the only one than is seeing the typo than this person typed. it's quite often than people put typos like than. :)

AndreaHaha 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:50

well was anything stolen think of the brightside atleast you weren't in the cad or hurt karmas a bitchhh.

MF12 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 6:00

wrong fml, 10

Betz 10

Saturday 13 March 2010 6:06

at least they couldn't have stolen your wallet.

bezach 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 7:45

wrong post lol

epound28 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:02

#10 you fuckhead, get your eyes ******* checked. This isn't the right FML, you fucktard.

bibobobonnor 8

Saturday 13 March 2010 11:27

someone has anger issues it was an honest mistake

dumbbitchhater2 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:06

#44 how the hell is that karma? karma is when you do something bad (usually to another person) and then something bad happens to you. lrn2dictionary

AndreaHaha 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:33

I'm talking about the person who did that to his car not him

Mehness 0

Friday 12 March 2010 16:13

sucks

exotica_fml 6

Friday 12 March 2010 16:15

damn

ladiesman14 0

Friday 12 March 2010 19:32

thats what you canucks get for not allowing people there to own a gun. its your own damn fault for being a victim of a crime.

daniisme 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:53

haha 10 win

savemypandabear 0

Friday 12 March 2010 16:16

wtf? was someone on crack? lol was anything stolen? i know what wasn't...your wallet haha XD

baby_val 0

Friday 12 March 2010 17:58

hahahahaha so true

KurouTenshi 0

Friday 12 March 2010 16:16

well at least your car didn't get stolen. or worse, set fire to. or worse yet, they couldve stolen your tire nuts!!

daydreamstar 7

Friday 12 March 2010 16:20

lol yea! you prolly frustated them when they didnt find anything. you prevented a future event from happening! way to go, OP! yeah, you still have to pay for the damage if insurance dosent cover it, but still, its a twisted kind of laughable fml :)

DGross 8

Friday 12 March 2010 16:51

agreed... as long as your nuts are safe...

FruityLoooons 8

Friday 12 March 2010 16:27

You should throw your hands in the air is disbelief and then yell, "Can this day get any worse?!?"

afatmonkey 0

Friday 12 March 2010 18:21

NEVER DO THAT! My friend did that and a morbidly obese woman fell out of an airplane and landed on him. Then my other friend laughed and he was eaten by a swarm of penguins.